I FIXED THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

[PANGO!]

PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

Y'all shit ain't right.

PANGO! IS MERELY KILLING THE BUDDHA.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

Y'all shit ain't right.

PANGO! IS MERELY KILLING THE BUDDHA.

[Telarus]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"Yo ass will find dat tha State is tha kind of ORGANIZATION which, though it
does big-ass thangs badly, do lil' small-ass thangs badly like a muthafucka."
                                        - Jizzy Kenneth Galbraith