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So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« on: July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 am »
At the bar I work at, Tuesdays, we have become invaded by....


FURRIES.

I'm talkin full fox costumes from head to paw.
They take over the pool table area, barely drink, and stink.

 :cry:  my watering hole is tainted by blue and white fluff, and one of the fuckers waved and meowed at me.

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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 07:11:45 am »
SWEET JESUS

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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 07:24:19 am »
What if you organize all the other employees to show up dressed as furries as well on that day, hang a bunch of stupid furry pictures on the wall like various presidents dressed as furries, or furry rock stars or something, invite Chuck E Cheese...? Let them know how wacky and irregular they're not really. Maybe they'll go find somewhere else to be the wrong kind of weird.
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 07:34:33 am »
find a furry face mask of a pig and leave it on a stick in front of the door
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2013, 08:03:38 am »
Those faux fur costumes are highly flammable, right? Candles and tealights. MOTHERFUCKEN EVERYWHERE!
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2013, 02:40:09 pm »
ONLY JUGGALOS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.

Leave a 6 pack of Faygo out back.
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 pm »
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 03:02:36 pm »
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 pm
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...

Arizona is crawling with them.  At 110F.

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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 03:03:03 pm »
You need to MLP the shit out of them!
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 05:37:48 pm »
Have a larp dressed as white witches and druids. Those ones with the pointy white hoods that cover their whole face.
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 05:42:17 pm »
GO DRESSED AS HUNTERS

USE LIVE AMMO

KEEP PELTS ON LIVING ROOM FLOOR
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 06:39:19 pm »
That shit is not cool. Meowed at you? That is unacceptable.

Why dont you dress up as pest control?
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 06:41:25 pm »
Or as vets.

I mean, they're never going to breed anyway, but, it pays to be sure.
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2013, 06:45:19 pm »
Yes. Neuter/spay them for the public good.
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Re: So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2013, 06:48:50 pm »
Go with the Juggalos, the candles, AND the furry face on a stick.
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