So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

At the bar I work at, Tuesdays, we have become invaded by....


FURRIES.

I'm talkin full fox costumes from head to paw.
They take over the pool table area, barely drink, and stink.

:cry:  my watering hole is tainted by blue and white fluff, and one of the fuckers waved and meowed at me.


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What if you organize all the other employees to show up dressed as furries as well on that day, hang a bunch of stupid furry pictures on the wall like various presidents dressed as furries, or furry rock stars or something, invite Chuck E Cheese...? Let them know how wacky and irregular they're not really. Maybe they'll go find somewhere else to be the wrong kind of weird.
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find a furry face mask of a pig and leave it on a stick in front of the door
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Those faux fur costumes are highly flammable, right? Candles and tealights. MOTHERFUCKEN EVERYWHERE!

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hooplala

Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...
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Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...

Arizona is crawling with them.  At 110F.

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Have a larp dressed as white witches and druids. Those ones with the pointy white hoods that cover their whole face.
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Salty

That shit is not cool. Meowed at you? That is unacceptable.

Why dont you dress up as pest control?
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Cain

Or as vets.

I mean, they're never going to breed anyway, but, it pays to be sure.

Salty

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Go with the Juggalos, the candles, AND the furry face on a stick.
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