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So this thing that happened once has become a weekly occurance

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

July 30, 2013, 07:08:07 AM
At the bar I work at, Tuesdays, we have become invaded by....


FURRIES.

I'm talkin full fox costumes from head to paw.
They take over the pool table area, barely drink, and stink.

:cry:  my watering hole is tainted by blue and white fluff, and one of the fuckers waved and meowed at me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
July 30, 2013, 07:11:45 AM
SWEET JESUS

EXTERMINATE!
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July 30, 2013, 07:24:19 AM
What if you organize all the other employees to show up dressed as furries as well on that day, hang a bunch of stupid furry pictures on the wall like various presidents dressed as furries, or furry rock stars or something, invite Chuck E Cheese...? Let them know how wacky and irregular they're not really. Maybe they'll go find somewhere else to be the wrong kind of weird.
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July 30, 2013, 07:34:33 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2013, 10:10:14 PM by Chelagoras The Boulder
find a furry face mask of a pig and leave it on a stick in front of the door
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#4
July 30, 2013, 08:03:38 AM
Those faux fur costumes are highly flammable, right? Candles and tealights. MOTHERFUCKEN EVERYWHERE!

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#5
July 30, 2013, 02:40:09 PM
ONLY JUGGALOS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.

Leave a 6 pack of Faygo out back.
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hooplala

#6
July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...
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July 30, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Furries in Florida?  There's isn't enough Right Guard on the planet for that...

Arizona is crawling with them.  At 110F.

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#8
July 30, 2013, 03:03:03 PM
You need to MLP the shit out of them!
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#9
July 30, 2013, 05:37:48 PM
Have a larp dressed as white witches and druids. Those ones with the pointy white hoods that cover their whole face.
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#10
July 30, 2013, 05:42:17 PM
GO DRESSED AS HUNTERS

USE LIVE AMMO

KEEP PELTS ON LIVING ROOM FLOOR
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#11
July 30, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
That shit is not cool. Meowed at you? That is unacceptable.

Why dont you dress up as pest control?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#12
July 30, 2013, 06:41:25 PM
Or as vets.

I mean, they're never going to breed anyway, but, it pays to be sure.

Salty

#13
July 30, 2013, 06:45:19 PM
Yes. Neuter/spay them for the public good.
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#14
July 30, 2013, 06:48:50 PM
Go with the Juggalos, the candles, AND the furry face on a stick.
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