For The Children!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE! 

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas. 

OSHI... 

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
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At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department. 

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\

You give me hope.

[Doktor Howl]

I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE! 

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas. 

OSHI... 

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\


At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department. 

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\

You give me hope.

Remember, kids:  No matter how hot the men/women you score with are, you are forever a beta until some insane person with a scalpel chases you across a city.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE! 

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas. 

OSHI... 

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\


At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department. 

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\

You give me hope.

Remember, kids:  No matter how hot the men/women you score with are, you are forever a beta until some insane person with a scalpel chases you across a city.

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.

Oh sweet merciful fuck! 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still waiting for that special someone. 

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy. 

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.

Oh sweet merciful fuck! 

Nobody talked about TILT.  Not after what happened to Little Artie Petrie.