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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, August 12, 2013, 11:21:17 PM

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Cramulus

#30
August 13, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd

why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?

Okay roger, come sit on my lap

nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch



IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
August 13, 2013, 01:09:30 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
ughhh my hands are burning so badddd

why did I choose this? why did I think this would deter you fuckjobs?

Okay roger, come sit on my lap

nigel, you're next, please wash up using this already-opened wet-nap I found behind the couch



IDEA: we should just start one of those massage circles but with tabasco banjobs. whoever posts next, nigel, you give them a tabasco banjob. Then, they give the next asshat who posts a tabasco banjob. and so forth.

This is the best idea I've read all day!
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Telarus

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August 13, 2013, 07:11:03 AM
#1 Google Image Search result for "tabasco banjob":








:lulz: And then it's all...




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#33
August 13, 2013, 01:41:38 PM
I'm sorry, but I have an allergy to tabasco.  To be ADA compliant you should be offering alternatives.  Do you have any pesto?
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