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MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« on: August 04, 2013, 10:05:24 pm »
http://www.hulu.com/watch/513224#i0,p0,d0

You need to have an account, because I guess it has an MA rating, but my god.  It's still a masterpiece of what the hell, oh right a child wrote this.  AN ENORMOUSLY TALENTED CHILD.

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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 04:08:27 pm »
I don't know what this is, but I will surely find out.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 04:28:09 pm »
I don't know what this is, but I will surely find out.

It's sort of amazing.
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 05:24:09 pm »
I shall have to check this the fuck out
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 07:00:57 pm »
Youtube link for the lazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGfSBr2FrY

So worth it.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 07:03:29 pm »
Fuck yes!!
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 07:05:33 pm »
Youtube link for the lazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGfSBr2FrY

So worth it.

What is this amazing thing?!?!
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 07:22:53 am »
WHAT

No one remembers when someone (Cainad?) posted a link to Axe Cop?

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 07:26:14 am »
WHAT

No one remembers when someone (Cainad?) posted a link to Axe Cop?

I must have missed it, or it was so cool that it literally destroyed the brain cells as they were recording the info.
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 07:29:01 am »
It was best when the writer was four.  Go find that shit, it's amazing.  GETTING DNA ON YOU GIVES YOU THEIR POWERS.

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 07:30:56 am »
It was best when the writer was four.  Go find that shit, it's amazing.  GETTING DNA ON YOU GIVES YOU THEIR POWERS.

BRB gotta smother myself in cheetah fur and eagle spit!
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2013, 07:47:03 am »
WHAT

No one remembers when someone (Cainad?) posted a link to Axe Cop?

I don't always click links because my computer is old and I am often in school or working or doing something that involves raising my four children.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: MOTHERFUCKING AXE COP MAKES IT TO GODDAMN TELEVISION!
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 07:47:44 am »
The spit would totally work, the fur would not. Use blood.

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 07:50:38 am »
The spit would totally work, the fur would not. Use blood.

Damn. Ok, gotta steal a car, get some tranquilizer darts and get an empty syringe, then go after the cheetah.
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 07:53:01 am »
WHAT

No one remembers when someone (Cainad?) posted a link to Axe Cop?

I don't always click links because my computer is old and I am often in school or working or doing something that involves raising my four children.

Didn't mean anything by it.  The huge text was hyperbolic and supposed to be humorous.
 
Axe Cop was written by a 4yo and illustrated by his 30-something half brother. It went crazy popular.  It's got a munchkin game expansion.