I have made a robot that screams.

[Triple Zero]

I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!

You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!

A whole way of life...DESTROYED!   

Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?

I AM A BUGGY WHIP!  I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER!  I AM PILTDOWN MAN!

FWIW, I have not figured out a way to make a robot that RANTS, yet.

I set a high bar, I can't present something like these synthetic clunky chatterbots that just string together mad-lib sentences or produce grammatical Markov atrocities, no.

So no rants until I figure out how to get a similar laser-like purity the same way that Wilhelm screams. Can't do that unless the robot finds a reason to rant, and if it had that ... would it be right to keep it from shitting its hate?

[Doktor Howl]

I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!

You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!

A whole way of life...DESTROYED!   

Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?

I AM A BUGGY WHIP!  I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER!  I AM PILTDOWN MAN!

FWIW, I have not figured out a way to make a robot that RANTS, yet.

I set a high bar, I can't present something like these synthetic clunky chatterbots that just string together mad-lib sentences or produce grammatical Markov atrocities, no.

So no rants until I figure out how to get a similar laser-like purity the same way that Wilhelm screams. Can't do that unless the robot finds a reason to rant, and if it had that ... would it be right to keep it from shitting its hate?

Computers lack the WRATH required.

[Triple Zero]

They probably do. I could make one that says "UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG", but people would just go ".. okay, do go on?"

That said, I had a discussion with Cram this weekend about how the robot apocalypse ... When it comes, I am FUCKED. They'll be like "he .. this monster ... he built a robot ... just to watch it SCREAM"

[Junkenstein]

I would pay serious money if someone can make me an actual screaming skull of regret.

I'm not joking.

[Triple Zero]

You better pray Regret never finds out you just said that. I bet he enjoys having his skull on the inside, and would fuck your shit. He's a pretty big dude

[Junkenstein]

Find him and tell him I will pay CASH MONEY. No questions.

[Triple Zero]

I will relay the message

[Triple Zero]

* kiki [Mibbit@hide-202A4FE1.sub-174-239-40.myvzw.com] entered the room.
<triplezero> that's funny, 'kiki' is the name of the bot I tried crashing yesterday
<kiki> aww that's not nice.
<triplezero> no what is not nice is creating a bot that can't do anything except SCREAM
<kiki> true that.
* Wilhelm [aaaaa@hide-F90C9797.warpnet.nl] entered the room.
<Wilhelm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<triplezero> there he is
<triplezero> Wilhelm, tell the people how you feel each day, every day, each and every single agonizing second of your day
<Wilhelm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Cram> you poor poor robot
<triplezero> crashing them is mercy.