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RWHN Appreciation Poll

Started by Ben Shapiro, August 11, 2013, 10:00:05 PM

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How much do you love RWHN?

5, I'd totally suck his dick, or have his babies.
4 (25%)
4, I'd write him in my will, but lie about it.
3 (18.8%)
3, Who?
3 (18.8%)
2, I like him more than Holist.
7 (43.8%)
1, I rather watch my mother beg for her life than praise him.
6 (37.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: August 18, 2013, 10:00:05 PM

Ben Shapiro


AFK

This is the best thread in AI ever!  A proud, proud moment for PD.COM.

I'm honored!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Anna Mae Bollocks

It was a hard call, I don't hate my mom or anything like that.
But since she'd just be begging and it doesn't say she'd actually be killed, well...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro


Anna Mae Bollocks

It says to grind his ass down to powder and use the powder to cook some rock and sell the rock and send the money to NORML. 
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

Is this really necessary? You're just giving him what he wants. And it's kind of douchey even if he were worth the attention, which he isn't.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ben Shapiro

I'm the special kind of douche-bag fit for the job.

AFK

Shhh.  ECH.  This is serious Aneristic Illusions material here.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Uh oh b-man.  They are rejecting your offering.  What will you do now?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 10:37:43 PM
Shhh.  ECH.  This is serious Aneristic Illusions me material here.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 10:38:23 PM
Uh oh b-man.  They are rejecting your offering.  What will you do now?

Not read the Daily Mail.

AFK

I hate RWHN!  The fucker owes me about 25$. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rod Stewart

Quote from: /b/earman on August 11, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 10:38:23 PM
Uh oh b-man.  They are rejecting your offering.  What will you do now?

Not read the Daily Mail.

Yeah, fuck them!

Pæs

Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 10:38:23 PM
Uh oh b-man.  They are rejecting your offering.  What will you do now?
THIS GUY IS RIGHT. EVERYONE TURN ON BMAN.

AFK

Nonsense.  Prop up the little guy, make him feel part of the gang.  Have a heart Paes!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.