UNKLE ENRICO'S STORYTIME HOUR!

[hooplala]

I'd think the fuzz would get stuck in your teeth. 

That's never stopped me before.


I read that they live in boiling water... its like they're doing half the work for us.

[LMNO]

I'm looking for a crab that lives in court-bouillon or drawn butter.

[AFK]

Now, if they would only walk up to your door and invite themselves in for dinner. 

[hooplala]

I'm looking for a crab that lives in court-bouillon or drawn butter.

Now, if they would only walk up to your door and invite themselves in for dinner. 

THESE are the things science should be working on, dammit.

[Enrico Salazar]

Funny, Enrico's pet name for Diabo was "hairy crab".

He is glad she is dead.

[Cramulus]

Dear Enrico,

My hot sorority friends keep getting stuck in the same argument. One is a communist and one is a capitalist. Neither of them will make hot dirty until this is resolved. What should I tell them?


Sincerely,

Invisible Hand