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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 13, 2013, 12:52:05 AM

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The Johnny


It's like goths that don't take themselves seriously, I approve of this.
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P3nT4gR4m

They take having a good time seriously and they don't give a fuck what anyone else has to say about it.

Compared to damn near every other youth culture in existence at the present time, juggalos are gods!

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EK WAFFLR

I approve of this glorious spaggotry!
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Suu

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 06:08:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 13, 2013, 03:41:36 AM
All I could think about was, "Their mothers must be so proud."

And was like, "You know, one could argue this is just women expressing themselves and..." Yeah no, fuck that thought. They're Juggalos.

What's interesting is how more or less completely impossible it is, without the facepaint, to tell the difference between them and every chick at Burning Man.

You've been to Burning Man, so I'll take you on that. I've been to Pennsic. Pennsic adds the jingly coin belts.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 13, 2013, 11:47:33 AM
They take having a good time seriously and they don't give a fuck what anyone else has to say about it.

Compared to damn near every other youth culture in existence at the present time, juggalos are gods!

Yeah, they kind of have three things going for them; they know how to have a good time, they don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, and they don't turn anyone away or make fun of them for not being "cool enough".
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Or hot enough, or smart enough, or rich enough, or TOO hot or smart or rich. They're pretty all-inclusive, and they are also fairly universally hated for no real reason.

Personally, I think an Unholy Alliance between Juggalos and Discordians is in order.

BRB
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Someone should send a discordant gang to the gathering next year!
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Ben Shapiro

Quote from: The Johnny on August 13, 2013, 06:58:32 AM

It's like goths that don't take themselves seriously, I approve of this.

Wait you mean Hot Topic is doing it wrong?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Quote from: Waffleman on August 13, 2013, 05:26:40 PM
Someone should send a discordant gang to the gathering next year!

Well volunteered.

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Some of those women seemed like very nice people.


To be fair, others gave me a fright. But that's any fanbase, right?

Cain

No.

All the women in the 50 Shades of Grey fanbase scare the shit out of me.

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Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 10:09:10 PM
No.

All the women in the 50 Shades of Grey fanbase scare the shit out of me.

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Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 10:09:10 PM
No.

All the women in the 50 Shades of Grey fanbase scare the shit out of me.

OH MY GOD CHRISTIAN GREY IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

the 50 Shades fandom scares me. They are basically lusting after an abusive and controlling asshole.


Cain

Well it's essentially (ie; literally) the same as the Twilight fandom, only for people who lack the imagination for a teenage 100 year old virgin sparkly vampire.