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Started by Cuddlefish, August 13, 2013, 11:55:51 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus


LMNO

"So the numbers were right, this whole time..."

Cramulus

by the way



Dimo, you have to fill out these forms before you start a thread. I will forgive you this once, but please, in the future, fill out these forms as per policy and tradition which is good and great.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 02:43:27 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
Dimo are these going to be in the BIP2013 or something?

They are now  :lulz:

But no, intended purpose of topic (this) was for the  :? and the  :lulz:, possibly the  :argh!:

These things, they are urgent, no?

very urgent. although I still don't see what was the problem. I trust it was urgent though.

and good thing I didn't actually didn't actually get into what is wrong with them.

Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 01:55:50 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AMI made those charts at the CT meetup a few years back, for reasons I only partially remember.
We needed to calculate how much everyone was going to pitch in for the rental, which was mildly complicated by the fact that people who slept on the floor would pay less than people who actually got a bed.

As it turns out, I am EXTREMELY good at fucking up algebra problems.

Right! Is this a sort of accurate timeline?

1. need to calculate how to split rental + etc.

2. cainad smells an algebra problem, pounces.

3. he gets it wrong.

4. tripzip decides to one-up cainad and writes code to generate a whole table of incorrect numbers.

5. he gets it wrong.

6. tripzip fixes code and generates new table of incorrect numbers.

7. suddenly, time passes.

8. dimo finds himself in a state of urgency, posts this thread.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Junkenstein

Just had a look over the sheet of correct numbers and this shit is hilarious when you compare them side by side.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think I have a problem.

Pretty sure I have a correct number, here.

Can anybody help me make this wrong?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Pæs

#22
[link dead: it was a page that always displayed 6]

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 09:58:00 PM
Try this one instead:



4

OH WHEW THAT IS TOTALLY INCORRECT

Shit I thought I was done for, there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pæs

Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT CAME UP WHEN I ROLLED THE DICE.

Pæs

GUARANTEED TO BE 100% RANDOM.

Pæs

Not sure how incorrect it is. I'm not an expert in that field.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cuddlefish

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?