Cookie clicker

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

My cookies are under government surveillance...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Elder gods from the whole cosmos have awoken to taste my cookies.

I broke it: http://i.imgur.com/4D282gw.png

How the fuck did you do that so fast?

Am I just way slower because I've been doing other things (which, admittedly, were good and necessary things, like homework and grocery shopping and cooking dinner)?

He probably tweaked the code.

Oh, of course.

I RESENT THE IMPLICATION THAT I CHEATED. I AM JUST A VERY GOOD CLICKER.

Or I borked it by changing the code.

:P

[tyrannosaurus vex]

also the "export/import save" function = easy to game.

my legitimate game has 23ish million cookies now at a rate of 13,000/second.
my cheat game has more cookies than there are numbers in human mathematics, at a rate of somewhere between 17 and 24 million per second.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The background change at the whatever million mark almost made me shit my pants.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

The background change at the whatever million mark almost made me shit my pants.

that's the wrath of the ancients. you must purchase an Elder Pledge.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Can I pay in cookies?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The background change at the whatever million mark almost made me shit my pants.

that's the wrath of the ancients. you must purchase an Elder Pledge.

Just saw that button. Cool. The screen has stopped flashing and seizing and . . .

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Uhhhhh so am I gonna have a seizure if I get near a million cookies?

Just curious.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

No, it's not that prounounced. By the time you're at ten million or so, though, you'll want to turn flashing off in the box under the number of cookies.

[Triple Zero]

I RESENT THE IMPLICATION THAT I CHEATED. I AM JUST A VERY GOOD CLIHACKER.

First thing I did with that candy/lollypops game as well.

Ctrl-shift-J, console, HACKETYHACKETYHACK

In fact I did very similar when I saw some people working on those codecademy.com exercises, regged myself an account, tried to beat them not by solving the actual exercises but by writing the shortest piece of incorrect code that the codecademy server would still (erroneously) accept and advance me to the next lesson. It's actually not that hard, for instance there's a couple of exercises that pass on the following code:

Code Select Expand

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No, it's not that prounounced. By the time you're at ten million or so, though, you'll want to turn flashing off in the box under the number of cookies.

Excellent, thank you!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I like how the pictures of the grandmothers change as you add more of them. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like how the pictures of the grandmothers change as you add more of them. 

Yeah, what is even the deal there? 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

My cookies have been placed under government surveillance.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The universe is made of cookie dough on the molecular level.