BEES.

[Kai]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389155/And-thought-shaving-stung-Man-battle-cultivate-biggest-beard-BEES.html

In the 9th Annual Bee Beard Competition held in Ontario, Canada competitors covered their faces with bees to form a 'beard'
The person with the heaviest and more aesthetically pleasing bee beard is declared the winner
Competitors place a queen bee in a cage around their neck to attract the rest of the colony to land on their upper body

Did someone say BEES?

[Bu🤠ns]

/obligatory

That's actually kind of awesome---In a kinda 'Willard' sort of way.

[trippinprincezz13]

Noooo......nononononono

Don't get me wrong, it is kinda cool and all, but bees are one of those irrational fears that is going to take a long time to break. I can (sometimes) not flee in the other direction because a bee has entered the general vicinity, but that's gonna be as good as it gets.

Kudos on those people though.

And I love that Oprah-bee gif every time