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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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EK WAFFLR

August 22, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
WHO DO I BLAME FOR THIS?

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Eater of Clowns

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August 22, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
I'd blame the asshole who killed the shark in the first place.

Why would you want to give a prehistoric killer a vengeful man eating spirit?
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
August 22, 2013, 10:34:25 PM
John ritters angry ghost. 
Being dead pissed him off. Hes been a bit of a grump since then.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Reginald Ret

#3
August 23, 2013, 12:01:52 PM
Sharknado?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Cain

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August 23, 2013, 12:08:40 PM

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#5
August 23, 2013, 12:14:43 PM
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The Amityville Aquarium
Selachiigeist
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 23, 2013, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
I'd blame the asshole who killed the shark in the first place.

LMNO.

I told him, I said "Make sure you bury them at the crossroads".  But he was too busy drinking vodka and making eyes at that woman. 
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#7
August 23, 2013, 04:24:34 PM
You can't deliberately set out to make bulldada.
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Cain

#8
August 23, 2013, 04:42:03 PM
But damn if if The Asylum are not trying hard.

LMNO

#9
August 23, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2013, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
I'd blame the asshole who killed the shark in the first place.

LMNO.

I told him, I said "Make sure you bury them at the crossroads".  But he was too busy drinking vodka and making eyes at that woman.

As you can see, I was quite busy.
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