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Started by Ixxie, August 25, 2013, 07:35:14 PM

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#15
August 27, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
Brainwashing done by people who love you is quite lovely! I highly recommend it!  :horrormirth:
"In Shadow - we find the Light - Safely Sealed in Darkest Night, so make Sure Ya'll Keep it Tight. Wizards Only - Fools!"

P3nT4gR4m

#16
August 27, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
If it's any help I hate christianity and I know exactly what it is that I hate about it - it's the Lord of the Rings / Voodoo bullshit that they use as a hook.

Probably 99% of their teachings are trying to convince you that some 3rd rate Harry Potter story actually happened IRL.

The other 1% is some hippy bullshit Ghandi story.

Granted the OT creation-myth stuff is pretty cool but then that part was a direct rip-off of the Jewish system and, personally I prefer the original, since it doesn't come with built in mysogeny.

NT? Lets take egyptian astrology and make it really boring and banal by setting it in the real world, starring some mexican version of David Copperfield.

I'm not a huge fan of religion in general but christianity strikes me as an especially crappy example of something that's mostly retarded in the first place.

It aint rocket science - "everyone be nice to each other because if you don't Santa Clause won't take you to Disneyland after you die"

What is it I'm missing? Where is the value in this dumfuckery, given that I'm not a gullible medieval retard?"

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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
August 27, 2013, 03:07:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
If it's any help I hate christianity and I know exactly what it is that I hate about it - it's the Lord of the Rings / Voodoo bullshit that they use as a hook.

Probably 99% of their teachings are trying to convince you that some 3rd rate Harry Potter story actually happened IRL.

The other 1% is some hippy bullshit Ghandi story.

Well, there's all that stuff about being decent to each other, but that's only in about 6 books.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#18
August 27, 2013, 03:12:39 PM
Yeah but it's not "be decent to each other", it's "be decent to each other or Sauron will turn you into a newt"

Like I really need a supernatural terrorist threat (or even a fucking book, for that matter) to encourage me to be decent to people


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
August 27, 2013, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2013, 03:12:39 PM
Yeah but it's not "be decent to each other", it's "be decent to each other or Sauron will turn you into a newt"

Naw, Acts I & II just basically tell everyone to chill the fuck out and stop whacking each other.

QuoteLike I really need a supernatural terrorist threat (or even a fucking book, for that matter) to encourage me to be decent to people

Um.

Scottish.

You obviously need something.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
August 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
Near fatal quantities of alcohol?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 27, 2013, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
Near fatal quantities of alcohol?

That will do nicely.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#22
August 27, 2013, 03:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
Near fatal quantities of alcohol?

That will do nicely.

Excellent, my spiritual needs are covered!  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#23
August 27, 2013, 03:54:11 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
Near fatal quantities of alcohol?


P3nt discovers his Spirit Animal, ITT.


8)

P3nT4gR4m

#24
August 27, 2013, 04:26:25 PM
I'm channelling Johnny Walker!
:hippie:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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