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ITT: SUU WILL FIX YOUR HISTORY

Started by Suu, August 26, 2013, 09:15:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
August 26, 2013, 10:14:30 PM
who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop?
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#16
August 26, 2013, 10:22:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 26, 2013, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
Which medieval ruler was the biggest dick?

Pope Boniface VIII.

I could name a bazillion medieval assholes, but that guy...THAT FUCKING GUY. Nepotism like whoa, and would excommunicate anyone who looked at him funny in attempt to be Pope-Emperor. This failed, and he died after getting beaten half to death by the King of France's cronies, and the result was the Avignon Papacy. That's actually true also. Sometimes, the truth is funnier than fiction.

Which had the biggest dick?

Richter

#17
August 26, 2013, 11:04:14 PM
What did PROJECT BITCHHAMMER ACCIDENTALLY?  (Other than my existence.  The journals refuse to publish.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Pergamos

#18
August 26, 2013, 11:12:10 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
Which medieval ruler was the biggest dick?

Which mideval ruler had the biggest dick?

ETA: darnit, tentacle face mexico cookie lady beat me to it

Suu

#19
August 27, 2013, 01:26:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 10:14:30 PM
who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop?

The 7th Dalai Lama.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Suu

#20
August 27, 2013, 01:31:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 10:22:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 26, 2013, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
Which medieval ruler was the biggest dick?

Pope Boniface VIII.

I could name a bazillion medieval assholes, but that guy...THAT FUCKING GUY. Nepotism like whoa, and would excommunicate anyone who looked at him funny in attempt to be Pope-Emperor. This failed, and he died after getting beaten half to death by the King of France's cronies, and the result was the Avignon Papacy. That's actually true also. Sometimes, the truth is funnier than fiction.

Which had the biggest dick?

Caligula's horse, Incitatus.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#21
August 27, 2013, 01:34:15 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 26, 2013, 11:04:14 PM
What did PROJECT BITCHHAMMER ACCIDENTALLY?  (Other than my existence.  The journals refuse to publish.)

I AM NOT CLASSIFIED TO RELEASE THAT INFORMATION UNDER ORDINANCE 7 CHAPTER 12 SECTION 18.

That, and string cheese.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Johnny

#22
August 27, 2013, 04:43:45 AM
but i thought suu-fixx-ing things was nigels job  :? :? :? where did i even read that at? twids sig?
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Suu

#23
August 27, 2013, 02:43:56 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 27, 2013, 04:43:45 AM
but i thought suu-fixx-ing things was nigels job  :? :? :? where did i even read that at? twids sig?

:suu:

HISTORICAL QUESTIONS ONLY
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#24
August 27, 2013, 02:46:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2013, 01:31:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 10:22:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 26, 2013, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 26, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
Which medieval ruler was the biggest dick?

Pope Boniface VIII.

I could name a bazillion medieval assholes, but that guy...THAT FUCKING GUY. Nepotism like whoa, and would excommunicate anyone who looked at him funny in attempt to be Pope-Emperor. This failed, and he died after getting beaten half to death by the King of France's cronies, and the result was the Avignon Papacy. That's actually true also. Sometimes, the truth is funnier than fiction.

Which had the biggest dick?

Caligula's horse, Incitatus.

:mittens:  :lol:

Cain

#25
August 27, 2013, 02:46:59 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 05:04:25 PM by -
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#26
August 27, 2013, 02:57:34 PM
What was on the first sandwich?

Suu

#27
August 27, 2013, 03:00:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2013, 02:46:59 PM
What was Albrecht von Wallenstein's power level?

It would be too easy to say over 9000, the correct answer is over 3 million, because Lithuania invented Bohemia, the 30 Years War, and bad Elizabethan neckruffs. They did not, however, invent the Habsburgs. They invented themselves over years of very inclusive, controlled experiments.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#28
August 27, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 27, 2013, 02:57:34 PM
What was on the first sandwich?

Hot pastrami and brown mustard. The man clearly knew what he was doing when he invented it. Just think, if the Italians got to it first, we'd all be stuck thinking bologna and cheese was the epitome. Gross.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#29
August 27, 2013, 03:19:04 PM
Was Rabelais as good at making marmalade as historians make him out to be?
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