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TGRR Quiz. How TGRR Are You?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 27, 2013, 08:50:33 PM

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Eater of Clowns

I AM GIVING MYSELF ELEVEN OUT OF TEN.

THE EXTRA POINT IS FOR DEMANDING MY PERFECT SCORE AND TELLING DETRACTORS TO FUCK OFF.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2013, 09:26:26 PM
I AM GIVING MYSELF ELEVEN OUT OF TEN.

THE EXTRA POINT IS FOR DEMANDING MY PERFECT SCORE AND TELLING DETRACTORS TO FUCK OFF.

Congratulations!  You are the skinniest kid at fat camp!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

Had I taken the test on time, I would have only gotten 1 point, but it would have been for #9. I feel satisfied with this.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 08:34:24 PM
Trippinprincess WINS THE FUCKING INTERNET for answer #10.

:lulz:

:lulz: Yep. No topping that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 05:33:54 PM
Y'know what they say - "Set fire to my kitchen once, shame on the kitchen..."

Look, you bastards:  I just finally managed to eject an auditor from my poop chute.  The office building transformer (literally) exploded this morning, Tunnel Kiln #1 drive system ate itself, Mike is poking around that Goddamn ball mill again with a silly look1 on his face, all the dogs are wearing gas masks, Lilly's in charge again, and my maintenance software just generated 70 copies of EACH of next month's preventative maintenance work orders, ALL OF WHICH HAVE TO BE DELETED BY HAND, which should only take me2 A WEEK OR SO.

SO I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE TO BAD INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE INTERBUTTS.  YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT USEFUL INFORMATION THERE.





1  The sort of slap-happy look a person wears, right as he puts his junk in a meat grinder.
2  Well, not me.  I have people for that.  Everyone should have people.

IT'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

WHAT IT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT TUCSON IS UNINHABITABLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

I score myself a 5.5

I was going for zero, so this concerns me a bit. I have enough things on my plate without worrying about being TGRRish.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 29, 2013, 12:30:58 AM
I score myself a 5.5

I was going for zero, so this concerns me a bit. I have enough things on my plate without worrying about being TGRRish.

IT'S AWESOME YOU CAN HAVE A GUN IF YOU WANT
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 11:43:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 05:33:54 PM
Y'know what they say - "Set fire to my kitchen once, shame on the kitchen..."

Look, you bastards:  I just finally managed to eject an auditor from my poop chute.  The office building transformer (literally) exploded this morning, Tunnel Kiln #1 drive system ate itself, Mike is poking around that Goddamn ball mill again with a silly look1 on his face, all the dogs are wearing gas masks, Lilly's in charge again, and my maintenance software just generated 70 copies of EACH of next month's preventative maintenance work orders, ALL OF WHICH HAVE TO BE DELETED BY HAND, which should only take me2 A WEEK OR SO.

SO I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE TO BAD INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE INTERBUTTS.  YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT USEFUL INFORMATION THERE.





1  The sort of slap-happy look a person wears, right as he puts his junk in a meat grinder.
2  Well, not me.  I have people for that.  Everyone should have people.

IT'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

WHAT IT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT TUCSON IS UNINHABITABLE.

It's the junkyard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 29, 2013, 12:30:58 AM
I score myself a 5.5

I was going for zero, so this concerns me a bit. I have enough things on my plate without worrying about being TGRRish.

IT'S AWESOME YOU CAN HAVE A GUN IF YOU WANT

I already have one. See? VERY CONCERNED.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 29, 2013, 03:05:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 29, 2013, 12:30:58 AM
I score myself a 5.5

I was going for zero, so this concerns me a bit. I have enough things on my plate without worrying about being TGRRish.

IT'S AWESOME YOU CAN HAVE A GUN IF YOU WANT

I already have one. See? VERY CONCERNED.

All the butt hair you can huff.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 29, 2013, 03:23:55 AM
I gots a 0.  Man.

Your head needs more broken glass and bats with rockets up their asses and shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 03:24:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 29, 2013, 03:23:55 AM
I gots a 0.  Man.

Your head needs more broken glass and bats with rockets up their asses and shit.

Well, what do Nigel and I get for meds then? (LMNO and Waffles get smaller dose).
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 29, 2013, 04:06:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 03:24:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 29, 2013, 03:23:55 AM
I gots a 0.  Man.

Your head needs more broken glass and bats with rockets up their asses and shit.

Well, what do Nigel and I get for meds then? (LMNO and Waffles get smaller dose).

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.