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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

LMNO

#1
August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#3
August 28, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.

Curious?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
August 28, 2013, 03:37:32 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#5
August 28, 2013, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!



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LMNO

#6
August 28, 2013, 04:06:14 PM
You have to be a level three user to play that section of the game.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
August 29, 2013, 07:18:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.

Curious?

Bottom right hand drawer is a file drawer with all the guts removed.  The bottom has the ring-stains of half a century's worth of old liquor bottles decorating it.  The desk talks to me, you see.  Not out loud, just sorta there.  Nothing can be fixed.  Everything breaks down.  Everything ends. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#8
August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

Junkenstein

#9
August 29, 2013, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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#10
August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#11
August 29, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.

What if you moved the desk outside?

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 29, 2013, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.

What if you moved the desk outside?

This is one of those drab green government issue things from the 1950s.  It weighs a fucking ton.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

whenhellfreezes

#13
September 01, 2013, 05:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!



I viewed this picture on my comp using imagemagick. Got a pretty funny error output:

nicholas  Pictures: display pacman.jpg
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

This should never happen! There must be ghosts in my comp that are now afraid.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#14
September 01, 2013, 05:26:25 AM
I take this as a ringing endorsement.
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