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Started by Pæs, August 29, 2013, 05:52:33 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

I can't even hear it but I'm pissing myself anyway  :lulz:

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Great find. The spiderman one is classic
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Kai

Not really scientifically accurate.
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Quote from: Kai on August 30, 2013, 01:48:20 PM
Not really scientifically accurate.

Did you even research a study on this?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Kai on August 30, 2013, 01:48:20 PM
Not really scientifically accurate.

Just tell me his dick really falls off and I can die happy!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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tyrannosaurus vex

There's nothing NSFW about this. My whole department is giggling now.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

There is a lot of penis imagery that might not be appropriate in some work settings.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Trust me, I researched a study on this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."