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Ask a Slave! (Comedic video series)

Started by Suu, September 04, 2013, 12:41:52 PM

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September 04, 2013, 12:41:52 PM
I laughed. I facepalmed. We should all runaway and go to school in Massachusetts. Or something.

http://jezebel.com/ask-a-slave-makes-depressingly-stupid-tourist-questio-1245431236
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 04, 2013, 02:03:08 PM
Confirming that pretty much all suggestions that begin with "why don't you/they/whatever just..." are fucking moronic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

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September 04, 2013, 02:06:10 PM
From what I'm gathering, these are all actual questions she had to field while she was working at Mount Vernon. ~_~
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
September 04, 2013, 02:10:46 PM
Yeah, I like the "what if Mary Washington needs something in the middle of the night" lady.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

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September 04, 2013, 11:05:47 PM
Packaging deceptive, would not like on Facebook or follow on twitter.  3/10
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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September 09, 2013, 03:52:25 AM
I thought the videos were funny but I was totally expecting something D/s oriented at first.
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