FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.

I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN ALL THE WAY TO TUCSON.  SWEET MAMA TUCSON.  SHE WON'T LET MORENCI GET ME.

STAYING HERE FOREVER.

Ahhhh. Now you know why Tucson is the way she is. She HAS to be, because Morenci.

Morenci is worse than Seguin.  Seguin has roads leading out of it.

I think there might be a scarier place in the US. In North Dakota. Maybe.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I google image searched Morenci.
It looks kind of post-nuclear.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I google image searched Morenci.
It looks kind of post-nuclear.

The part you can't really see in the satellite image is the enormity of the machinery and the noise. The incredible, nonstop giant machine noise. There is no place that more closely resembles Hell and it's all lit up at night.

Here, a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixvKH3jrS4