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« on: September 05, 2013, 12:48:19 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.


This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 


Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 


Go build a new stage, put on a new play.



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Re: Theater
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2013, 01:34:30 pm »
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The world is not a stage, it's the coolest toy ever. The humans are a bit of a pain in the ass but most of them can't get near the difficult levels and the ones who can are usually pretty cool anyway so we get peace to play. While the rest of them burn.

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Re: Theater
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 04:13:01 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.


This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 


Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 


Go build a new stage, put on a new play.

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Re: Theater
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2013, 04:15:49 pm »
There is no audience, the second half puts us all a players on the stage. We're as responsible for the bad acting and poor scripting as anyone else.
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Re: Theater
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2013, 04:55:04 pm »
it's like a theatrical adaptation of 4'33"

but with marginally more nudity

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Re: Theater
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2013, 04:56:30 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.


This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 


Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 


Go build a new stage, put on a new play.

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Re: Theater
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2013, 05:04:18 pm »
Sayonara, fucker.  :lulz:
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Re: Theater
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2013, 05:15:17 pm »
Oh thank fuck. A flounce thread. 10/10, would read again.
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Re: Theater
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2013, 05:22:37 pm »
Oh thank fuck. A flounce thread. 10/10, would read again.

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Re: Theater
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2013, 05:33:41 pm »
Nope, not a flounce.  I'm literally talking about the world, not this site. 
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Re: Theater
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2013, 05:35:01 pm »
Nope, not a flounce.  I'm literally talking about the world, not this site.

Go build a new one, then.

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Re: Theater
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2013, 05:56:12 pm »
Nope, not a flounce.  I'm literally talking about the world, not this site.

I was hoping this was the case.  Try not to take anyone with you.  It's generally considered poor form.
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Re: Theater
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2013, 07:45:18 pm »
So, we're all too gloomy and negative, but the entire world and everyone in it fails to live up to RWHN's standards?

 

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Re: Theater
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2013, 07:47:33 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.


This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 


Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 


Go build a new stage, put on a new play.

You know, that kind of cynicism is just you writing blank check for failure.
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Re: Theater
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2013, 08:11:12 pm »
They say that all the world's a stage.


This has to be one of the most obscene one-act plays I've ever seen.  The actors are all lifeless drones and stiff.  No one really seems to be into their roles.  This despite all of the graphic pyrotechnics. 


Maybe it is time for the audience to just get the fuck up and walk out. 


Go build a new stage, put on a new play.

You know, that kind of cynicism is just you writing blank check for failure.
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However, I do have to say that I appreciate that he's making an effort at posting some content that is, while still basically a commentary on how everybody but him sucks, is at least not a drug thread.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”