I love Miley Cyrus

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This one:

You should have taken it off as soon as she starting promoting her filthy actions. She has shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do.

Sentence one is parsable. Ridiculous, but parsable. But sentence two:

Being a Christian Im taking a stand as these people push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that.

You're right, I can't make heads or tails of this.  I mean, I can put in punctuation where it could theoretically GO, but it still doesn't make sense.

It's because you are both impure heathens unworthy of the words spoken by the Righteous. Clearly you are so steeped in filth and vulgarity that a woman taking a stand as a lady against the improper conduct of these disgusting 'stars' is lost on you. For shame!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is making me laugh and laugh

http://jezebel.com/these-miley-cyrus-fcc-complaints-are-amazing-1307896316?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+jezebel%2Ffull+%28Jezebel%29&utm_content=FaceBook

The Miley Cyrus performance on the MTV 2013 Video Music Awards rubbing her genital area with a "foam" finger like those used at stadiums along with her grinding dance performance with singer Robin Thicke was vulgar and distasteful. Dressed in a "skimpy" latex bikini, she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

Wow. Comedy gold, here. Too bad the FCC can't, you know, DO ANYTHING about it.

That's the best part!   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Being a Discordian I'm taking a stand as these spags push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that.

[Salty]

What are they doing watching it instead of KTFMS and baking some more god damned bread?! I've read the bible, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anything about women givung ,heir opinions that didn't end badly.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is making me laugh and laugh

http://jezebel.com/these-miley-cyrus-fcc-complaints-are-amazing-1307896316?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+jezebel%2Ffull+%28Jezebel%29&utm_content=FaceBook

The Miley Cyrus performance on the MTV 2013 Video Music Awards rubbing her genital area with a "foam" finger like those used at stadiums along with her grinding dance performance with singer Robin Thicke was vulgar and distasteful. Dressed in a "skimpy" latex bikini, she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

Wow. Comedy gold, here. Too bad the FCC can't, you know, DO ANYTHING about it.

That's the best part!   

Heeeee!

Miley Cyrus needs to be detoxed from her behavior, her clothing, her dance moves, and taught how to keep her tongue in her mouth. I suggest 12 months in a convent! However, it's time the FCC stepped in and put this program on notice that they've gone waaaay too far, and to shut them down, and fine Ms Miley Cyrus for her lewd and lascivious shenanigans!

- Tuscon, AZ

Wasn't me, I swear it!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Saw that! 

I need to re-watch the video, because I didn't notice Robin Thicke's easily noticeable erection the first time around.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My uncle:

Who is Miley Cyrus and what is a thicke guy?

Me:

Miley Cyrus was a teen actress/singer (child of that guy who sang Achy Breaky Heart) who is going through her inevitable rebellious "now I am an adult" stage. Robin Thicke is the son of an actor, notable for having been on stage while Cyrus was having her young adult crisis. I learned about this because apparently, America is VERY VERY UPSET at Ms. Cyrus for gyrating lewdly and sticking her tongue out at the MTV Video Music Awards, even though that is exactly what has happened onstage at the Video Music Awards, and indeed on stages where music is performed, since approximately the beginning of time. I watched it to find out why, and about 30 seconds in I started laughing and haven't stopped laughing since. If this isn't all a big joke on purpose, it's a big joke on accident, and I, for one, am completely entertained.

Did I do a good explain?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Saw that! 

I need to re-watch the video, because I didn't notice Robin Thicke's easily noticeable erection the first time around.

IT WAS TOTALLY OBVIOUS AND I WASN'T MEAT-GAZING.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Being a Discordian I'm taking a stand as these spags push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that.

Pretty sure we've found the next "Has anyone been as far as..."

[Kai]

Being a Discordian I'm taking a stand as these spags push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that.

Pretty sure we've found the next "Has anyone been as far as..."

Or "I want to create a pention..."

[Cramulus]

Miley has a new video called "23" http://mashable.com/2013/09/24/miley-cyrus-23-michael-jordan/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

apparently it's a tribute to Michael Jordan

kind of unnoteworthy IMO

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Miley has a new video called "23" http://mashable.com/2013/09/24/miley-cyrus-23-michael-jordan/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

apparently it's a tribute to Michael Jordan

kind of unnoteworthy IMO

SOMEDAY, WHEN MY INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Miley has a new video called "23" http://mashable.com/2013/09/24/miley-cyrus-23-michael-jordan/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

apparently it's a tribute to Michael Jordan

kind of unnoteworthy IMO

SOMEDAY, WHEN MY INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN.

Pretty sure at this point that Comcast is just trying to stop you from backing up your arguments with links

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Miley has a new video called "23" http://mashable.com/2013/09/24/miley-cyrus-23-michael-jordan/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

apparently it's a tribute to Michael Jordan

kind of unnoteworthy IMO

SOMEDAY, WHEN MY INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN.

Pretty sure at this point that Comcast is just trying to stop you from backing up your arguments with links

Even Comcast is sick and tired of my Nigeling.

[Faust]

Miley has a new video called "23" http://mashable.com/2013/09/24/miley-cyrus-23-michael-jordan/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

apparently it's a tribute to Michael Jordan

kind of unnoteworthy IMO

SOMEDAY, WHEN MY INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN.

Are you still getting the Only PD accessible bug? If so that is a DNS issue and should be easy to troubleshoot. I can walk you though a few simple tests that take 5 min if you like.