Hi, Im Cris

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh yes, now I remember, in fact I probably made the same baseless accusation back then.

I know I did.   

[AFK]

I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Wait, did YOU give me this cold?

You fucking animal!!!!!

[cris]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

[cris]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

[EK WAFFLR]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

What? And eat our lutefisk, loot our women and rape our monasteries? Over my dead corpse.

If, however, you wanna come, have a beer and lighten up, sure.


Damn. You trolled me! 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

Norway is a city in Belgium.  You are going back to Mexico, young man.  Guatamala, or the city of your choice, but it has to be in Mexico.

Please note that, as an American, I define "Mexico" as "everything between Texas and Argentina".

[cris]

WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

Norway is a city in Belgium.  You are going back to Mexico, young man.  Guatamala, or the city of your choice, but it has to be in Mexico.

Please note that, as an American, I define "Mexico" as "everything between Texas and Argentina".

Hawaii is kinda in between Texas and Argentina.

[Don Coyote]

Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

[cris]

Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

Coyotes dont exist, they're just from fairy tales like black and white television and properly cooked toaster strudels.

[Don Coyote]

Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

Coyotes dont exist, they're just from fairy tales like black and white television and properly cooked toaster strudels.

You are dead to me.

[cris]

Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

Coyotes dont exist, they're just from fairy tales like black and white television and properly cooked toaster strudels.

You are dead to me.

In Prehistoric america you could get killed for making claims of properly cooking toaster strudels.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh hi Cris!

[Cainad (dec.)]

FUCK OFF CRIS I'M SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT STOP RUINING THIS WEBSITE


damn he's good


also, Hi cris

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm going to mention that cris is Mexican so he posts that gif that he posts whenever someone mentions he's Mexican.