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Started by AFK, September 11, 2013, 04:50:06 PM

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AFK

I am forgetting to remember something I am not supposed to ever forget


Hmm, I know where my car keys are, my waffle iron is off, I remember The Maine...


What the fuck is it?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SNOWDENS OF YESTERYEAR?"
- Yossarian, funny again after all these years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

People started changing their avatars on Facebook yesterday.

I decided to ignore it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

I actually totally forgot about it until one of my friends made a comment about how jaded he is about the date. I had to ask what the date was, laughed when he said it.

AFK

We had a moment of silence in my morning meeting, so it was unavoidable from the get go.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Nobody's even mentioned it, here.  We just sort of forgot to remember.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

NOTHING about it on NBC's page.

NEVAR FERGIT!
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:mullet:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

today, if you search for 9/11 on DeviantArt, you get stuff like this:


































The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus


Cain

#11
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AFK

I'm sure this makes me a bad person bit the Yoshi one made me giggle.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Also, I was at Starbucks at 8:45 and didn't get any free baked goods.  They are clearly liberal terrorists who hate America and all she stands for!


:argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

A customer said something about it being "9-13, no wait, 9-11!" And my 20-year-old dubstep-addict completely clueless about everything co-worker went on this whole tirade about how the government did it and it was an inside job and she was very adamant about it.

I almost got sent home because I was dying of laughter. She got mad but I couldn't stop laughing at her.
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