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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1020
October 12, 2013, 03:09:28 AM
DAWN AND HOT WATER STAT.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1021
October 12, 2013, 03:10:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 12, 2013, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Four teenage boys are destroying my kitchen and I have a throbbing headache.

What exactly are they attempting?

A small-scale version of Epic Mealtime. Something that involves three pounds of bacon and everyone eating beans and rice for the rest of the month because I blew most of the food budget on this for his birthday.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1022
October 12, 2013, 03:10:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:08:12 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Four teenage boys are destroying my kitchen and I have a throbbing headache.

Murder.  Bloody horrible murder.

I did some screaming and it only made my headache worse.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1023
October 12, 2013, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:08:38 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:55 AM
Why the fuck would a 14-year-old think it was OK to pour a pan full of grease down the sink? Seriously WTF.

:|  <---  :lulz:

Sinks are for WATER. I actually now have zero idea what to do with this mess. Industrial detergent, maybe. You're welcome, environment!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1024
October 12, 2013, 03:12:24 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 12, 2013, 03:09:28 AM
DAWN AND HOT WATER STAT.

Thank you!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1025
October 12, 2013, 03:12:42 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:08:38 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:55 AM
Why the fuck would a 14-year-old think it was OK to pour a pan full of grease down the sink? Seriously WTF.

:|  <---  :lulz:

Sinks are for WATER. I actually now have zero idea what to do with this mess. Industrial detergent, maybe. You're welcome, environment!

Degreaser.  Dish detergent ought to do it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1026
October 12, 2013, 03:12:43 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 12, 2013, 03:08:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:00:46 AM
Have I mentioned that I don't particularly care for the man?   :lulz:

I wouldn't be so quick to ascribe him manhood. Doesn't that imply ethics and maturity and things like that?

Maturity and ethics have little to do with actual age.

The more I think about it the less I like the idea of "manhood." It's kind of a silly concept.

"You're not a man, you're a ...."

The target of course, is the ego by way of whether or not reproductive organs and gender norms are fully formed and adopted. Of course RWHN is a man. He's past pubescence.

That has nothing to do with anything. Manhood has nothing to do with honor, integrity, strength, etc. Manhood is what it is. Male sexual maturity on a physiological level.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#1027
October 12, 2013, 03:12:56 AM
Stella beat me to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1028
October 12, 2013, 03:13:23 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:10:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 12, 2013, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Four teenage boys are destroying my kitchen and I have a throbbing headache.

What exactly are they attempting?

A small-scale version of Epic Mealtime. Something that involves three pounds of bacon and everyone eating beans and rice for the rest of the month because I blew most of the food budget on this for his birthday.

Might want to prep the toilet too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1029
October 12, 2013, 03:14:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 12, 2013, 03:13:23 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:10:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 12, 2013, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:07:12 AM
Four teenage boys are destroying my kitchen and I have a throbbing headache.

What exactly are they attempting?

A small-scale version of Epic Mealtime. Something that involves three pounds of bacon and everyone eating beans and rice for the rest of the month because I blew most of the food budget on this for his birthday.

Might want to prep the toilet too.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1030
October 12, 2013, 03:15:56 AM
By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1031
October 12, 2013, 03:17:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:15:56 AM
By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

Yes, SO MUCH THIS.

Why can't I find crystal Drano anymore, BTW?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1032
October 12, 2013, 03:23:56 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 12, 2013, 03:17:42 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:15:56 AM
By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

Yes, SO MUCH THIS.

Why can't I find crystal Drano anymore, BTW?

I can think of three reasons.

It's basically a great way to FUCK UP everything downriver of your town.

It's a fantastic way to fuck your sanitary district UP.

It's a great way to poison someone you really, really don't like (victim goes off like a volcano.  It's kinda gross.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1033
October 12, 2013, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:15:56 AM
By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

It's done.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1034
October 12, 2013, 03:42:39 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 12, 2013, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:15:56 AM
By the way, that detergent and hot water thing?  Now, not later.  If that grease hardens in the pipe, you're fucked.

It's done.

Good.  The ruination of my beautiful car today was bad enough.  I'd hate to think of your sink's trap turning into a hockey puck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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