The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So a dude in lab today blew up a test tube of water by leaving it unattended in the block heater. Then i read ahead to next week. Were using the block heaters again after using sulfuric acid as a catalyst and using and removing a stopper. I can foresee a few things that might go wrong there.
Twid
Standing away from that dude

Yeeeahhhhh.

[LMNO]

This is dangerously similar to a "Roger learns to cook" thread.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is dangerously similar to a "Roger learns to cook" thread.

Except that I never do that kind of shit at work, annnnnd....

ANNNDDDDD...

I NEVER LEFT THE KITCHEN UNATTENDED!  DAMMIT!  WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is dangerously similar to a "Roger learns to cook" thread.

Oh man- what subforum is that under? I dont think ive seen it

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TODAY

Has been particularly productive.

I went downtown to score some black market textbooks. The deal went down in a cafe on campus. Got to chatting with my dealer (actually my friend Kassiane) and it turns out she is on almost exactly the same academic track as I am, possibly even with the same graduation date, and going into neuroscience, so we agreed to keep in touch about what classes we're taking and what books we have to spare.

Then I had the great idea to start a textbook swap group on Facebook, which could stand to save me (and everyone else) a shit ton of money.

THEN, I came home and saw that the tattooed guy with hair was working on the church again, so I asked him what he was doing. Turns out he's the pastor, and he's totally renovating the space, which will have Sunday services, live music shows, a recording studio, and be rentable for events. And he is painting it black.

Yep. The hipster church is moving onto MY corner. 

[Cain]

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[Junkenstein]

I need whiskey, and lots of it.

Amazingly, I found students who are even worse than the ones at the old place.  Even better, none are older than 15.  And by worse, I mean that literally.  I can't discuss what I was told today, but if an allegation is true...well, even my old students drew the line at that.

I'm almost impressed. Are we talking crime against law or crime against nature?

[Freeky]

Nigel that sounds kind of neat, actually!


Cain, at least you can DO things about stuff, if I read you right in the last OB, right?

[Cain]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I need whiskey, and lots of it.

Amazingly, I found students who are even worse than the ones at the old place.  Even better, none are older than 15.  And by worse, I mean that literally.  I can't discuss what I was told today, but if an allegation is true...well, even my old students drew the line at that.

Um, considering what your old students didn't draw the line at,

[Junkenstein]

Wonderful. Hope it works out well.

[Cain]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am just about curious enough to ask, but not 100% certain I actually want to know. Because then I'll know. And you can't unknow.

[Faust]

My boss quit today, he's not being replaced.

Pro's: I'm now my own boss.

Cons: I'm now my own boss.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My boss quit today, he's not being replaced.

Pro's: I'm now my own boss.

Cons: I'm now my own boss.

That does seem a bit of a mixed blessing. Good luck, and congrats.