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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, September 17, 2013, 06:11:08 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

:facepalm:

You know, the Sox do just fine when I'm not looking.

Blight,
click, click
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 03:04:35 AM
Papi's up next. Let's hope he hits a homer, because we know the bastard can't run for shit.

Donkey Kong.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 03:23:19 AM
:facepalm:

You know, the Sox do just fine when I'm not looking.

Blight,
click, click

They aren't doing fine. Tigers are up 7-2.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on October 17, 2013, 03:59:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 03:23:19 AM
:facepalm:

You know, the Sox do just fine when I'm not looking.

Blight,
click, click

They aren't doing fine. Tigers are up 7-2.

WEll, at least its not 7-0 like last time I looked.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on October 17, 2013, 03:56:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 03:04:35 AM
Papi's up next. Let's hope he hits a homer, because we know the bastard can't run for shit.

Donkey Kong.

He's fine as long as the ball doesn't land anywhere in the park.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 17, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 16, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

STOP MAKING MORE TEXAS.

Can't help it.  It just shows up.

FLUSH IT BEFORE IT LAYS YAHOO EGGS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Don Coyote

And I have just picked out my classes for next quarter.
A 300 level class on Shakespeare.
A 300 level class on RAP MUSIC, IDENTITY, AND CULTURE
And a 400 level class on childrens and YA fiction. This is up for change.
After that quarter I will done with major requirements and only need 2 credits of an upper divisional class, so I could take all lower division courses my last two quarters, but that probably won't be as fun.




Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Don Coyote on October 17, 2013, 08:09:54 AM
And I have just picked out my classes for next quarter.
A 300 level class on Shakespeare.
A 300 level class on RAP MUSIC, IDENTITY, AND CULTURE
And a 400 level class on childrens and YA fiction. This is up for change.
After that quarter I will done with major requirements and only need 2 credits of an upper divisional class, so I could take all lower division courses my last two quarters, but that probably won't be as fun.

I look forward to hearing about these classes. They sound relevant to my interests.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Ben Shapiro

November 1st 4:00 P.M. I'll be playing football all over your precious baseball stadiums.

You've been warned!

Tickets have been bought prepare your anus Boston.