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Nephew Twiddleton

#690
October 07, 2013, 06:49:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on October 07, 2013, 06:36:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 06:34:02 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on October 07, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
HOLY SHIT MR SATURDAY NIGHT HIMSELF!

He basically went mad, and San Francisco decided to go with him.

So he wasn't leading HIS people to the promised land?

No, mostly he just stopped race riots, and shamed the city council into acting like humans.

He was actually a really interesting guy, and an example of how "crazy" doesn't always mean "bad".

Yep.  A bit of a personal hero of mine. Much in the same way that I find Monty Python humorous. But you'd never hear me shouting "Ni!!!" or showing any patience for anyone who did over the age of 13.

Is there a filter for names where Norton gets rendered as Penisnose or something like that? That might be kinda fun.

We have a band here called Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band. Pretty much does what it says. They dress up as marching band and stay on stage. Quite entertaining actually. They did a marching band cover of NIN's "Wish." Took me a good while to place what I was listening to. I posted the word fnord on their FB page and one of the members liked it.

I'm at home because I feel like ass. I'm not sure if it's cold or allergies but I'm staying put for now. Took a bio exam today. I also for math activity have to interview someone in the field I want to go into so I gave the professor that to work on while I was taking his test. Turns out the guy was a postdoctoral fellow where I work a couple of years ago. I thought his name looked familiar. I might ask him who his PI was on Thursday.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Cain

#691
October 07, 2013, 06:54:29 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:07:50 AM by -
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The Good Reverend Roger

#692
October 07, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:54:29 PM
I just had to explain how to combat terrorism to a 14 year old girl, for whom English is a third language.  And by "combat terrorism", I mean comforting lies about international cooperation and poverty and stuff.

So, you left the part with the small room and the blowtorch/pliers thing out of it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#693
October 07, 2013, 07:16:54 PM
Dolly Parton is looking more beautiful than ever, thanks to cosmetic surgery.

Before:                                                 After:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

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October 07, 2013, 07:20:46 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:07:12 AM by -
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The Good Reverend Roger

#695
October 07, 2013, 07:23:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:54:29 PM
I just had to explain how to combat terrorism to a 14 year old girl, for whom English is a third language.  And by "combat terrorism", I mean comforting lies about international cooperation and poverty and stuff.

So, you left the part with the small room and the blowtorch/pliers thing out of it?

Yeah.  Or the part where democracy tends to actually make things worse.  Or the bit about poverty not making a difference.

See, the democracy thing sells in America, because all Americans think everyone else wants to be America, and they expect that "democracy" will turn Afghanistan into Ohio.  It's just that they're held down by some weird cabal of bad guys, you see.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#696
October 07, 2013, 07:25:38 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:06:53 AM by -
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The Good Reverend Roger

#697
October 07, 2013, 07:29:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 07:25:38 PM
Yeah.  Unfortunately the feel-good liberalism that the UN, and its imitators (like the Model UN, which is what this girl is doing this paper for) will never admit that, mostly because it's crackpot Wilsonianism with a dash of Thomas Friedman.  i.e.; retarded.

Representative government doesn't work HERE, for Chrissakes, and we're the dumbfucks pushing it.

Funny thing is, BOTH "sides" will state flatly that it has failed.  Then watch the fun when you say we shouldn't introduce it in the Middle & Far East. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#698
October 07, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 07:29:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 07:25:38 PM
Yeah.  Unfortunately the feel-good liberalism that the UN, and its imitators (like the Model UN, which is what this girl is doing this paper for) will never admit that, mostly because it's crackpot Wilsonianism with a dash of Thomas Friedman.  i.e.; retarded.

Representative government doesn't work HERE, for Chrissakes, and we're the dumbfucks pushing it.

Funny thing is, BOTH "sides" will state flatly that it has failed.  Then watch the fun when you say we shouldn't introduce it in the Middle & Far East.

Science, here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#699
October 07, 2013, 07:51:36 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:01:37 AM by -
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Cain

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October 07, 2013, 07:55:47 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:01:21 AM by -
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The Good Reverend Roger

#701
October 07, 2013, 07:56:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 07:55:47 PM
Speaking of depressing things and democracy, I am becoming intensely annoyed at my students.  Given the chance to have the weekend to stay in Zermatt, their reaction is, aside from three "don't care, want to go clubbing in Geneva".

What sort of complete and utter boring fucks are the next generation going to be?

You aren't really looking at a representative sample, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#702
October 07, 2013, 08:12:49 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:00:59 AM by -
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#703
October 07, 2013, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:54:29 PM
I just had to explain how to combat terrorism to a 14 year old girl, for whom English is a third language.  And by "combat terrorism", I mean comforting lies about international cooperation and poverty and stuff.

So, you left the part with the small room and the blowtorch/pliers thing out of it?

Yeah.  Or the part where democracy tends to actually make things worse.  Or the bit about poverty not making a difference.

:? I thought poverty made all the differences?

Cain

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October 07, 2013, 08:15:34 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:00:49 AM by -
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