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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#915
October 11, 2013, 07:05:11 AM
Nice!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#916
October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#917
October 11, 2013, 07:56:51 AM
I'm about to get offered a job at a BBQ joint in Seattle. Doubt it pays much but it's interesting enough to listen to the pitch anyway.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#918
October 11, 2013, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?

Well, you're awesome, why wouldn't they?

My lab partner told me today that I would make a good biology teacher.

The whole point of going into science was so that I wouldn't be cursed with the fate of becoming a history teacher.

Dammit.

Blight,
Busily scratching runes off of some big ass ash tree.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#919
October 11, 2013, 08:28:30 AM
I always suspected that tattoo artists were getting Kanji/Chinese characters off of takeout menus, or flat out trolling. "Mad Diarrhea" in Chinese would be kind of an awesome tattoo to have, though. http://tokyodesu.com/2013/08/09/pictures-terrible-kanji-tattoos-with-their-english-translations/
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

#920
October 11, 2013, 11:49:13 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?

they can smell the smart.

The Good Reverend Roger

#921
October 11, 2013, 03:19:15 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?

If you didn't bring enough pheremones for the whole class, put them away.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#922
October 11, 2013, 03:38:26 PM
 :lulz:

I'm not the smartest kid in class. I don't even have all the conversion factors memorized. It is possible that I'm the most approachable smart kid in class, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#923
October 11, 2013, 03:39:00 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 11, 2013, 07:56:51 AM
I'm about to get offered a job at a BBQ joint in Seattle. Doubt it pays much but it's interesting enough to listen to the pitch anyway.

Mmmmm, BBQ sounds fun.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#924
October 11, 2013, 03:40:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?

Well, you're awesome, why wouldn't they?

My lab partner told me today that I would make a good biology teacher.

The whole point of going into science was so that I wouldn't be cursed with the fate of becoming a history teacher.

Dammit.

Blight,
Busily scratching runes off of some big ass ash tree.

I don't think I could deal with teaching, not because I don't like teaching but because what gets me excited is learning new things, not teaching other people new things.

It's the research life for me!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#925
October 11, 2013, 04:20:25 PM
I've got a million things to do today, and they're all short, but they're one right after the other.

So I can't get started on shit, rant-wise.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#926
October 11, 2013, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 03:40:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
I am inexplicably popular in my Chemistry class. Everyone wants to sit next to/talk to/hang out with me.  :?

Well, you're awesome, why wouldn't they?

My lab partner told me today that I would make a good biology teacher.

The whole point of going into science was so that I wouldn't be cursed with the fate of becoming a history teacher.

Dammit.

Blight,
Busily scratching runes off of some big ass ash tree.

I don't think I could deal with teaching, not because I don't like teaching but because what gets me excited is learning new things, not teaching other people new things.

It's the research life for me!
I feel kinda the same. I could see teaching a class or two in addition but if i were only teaching i wouldnt feel like i was doing science.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#927
October 11, 2013, 04:24:55 PM
Learn to write grant applications or die, then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#928
October 11, 2013, 04:52:07 PM
In precisely 3 weeks, I will be 45 years old.  That's 2.2% as old as Jesus.

My prostate just fell right out on the floor, so don't any of you fuckers tell me that "you're only as old as you feel."

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#929
October 11, 2013, 04:55:09 PM
In 17 days I'll be 38. 

And I still have all of my hair.

Life is good.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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