The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Cain]

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[Demolition Squid]

It doesn't sound like this, does it?

Wow, I've never heard anything quite like this before.

I'm digging it! Thanks, LMNO!

[Cain]

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[Dildo Argentino]

I just had an epiphany.

Dubstep isn't intrinsically awful. It's just always being used incorrectly.

I need to ruminate on this some more before I try to explain myself. And by "ruminate" I mean "drink gin".

This is an excellent insight into dubstep.

WARNING: Possible seizure --  jump-cutty light flashy in certain bits.

Would you consider this dubstep? Or not quite?

[Junkenstein]

My position is being advertised for by the school.

Or at least the position with the same job title and role as mine.  It seems they are looking for another Houseparent, to start maybe next term.

I am suspicious, since we already agreed that one of the Assistant HPs would be promoted for this year.  They're also advertising for another Assistant HP.  Hmmm....

There is only one option.

Applications. Many, many applications from crazy people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It doesn't sound like this, does it?

Nope!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My position is being advertised for by the school.

Or at least the position with the same job title and role as mine.  It seems they are looking for another Houseparent, to start maybe next term.

I am suspicious, since we already agreed that one of the Assistant HPs would be promoted for this year.  They're also advertising for another Assistant HP.  Hmmm....

There could be something in their rulebook about advertising open positions even if they intend to fill them internally. That's not uncommon.

[EK WAFFLR]

It doesn't sound like this, does it?

Nope!

Glitchcore came to mind.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BaWdmuZzD14

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So I took a public jab at the folks at MPP and gained an interesting new ally.  The liquor industry.  They are fucking pissed at the pro-legalization folks because of their "pot is safer than alcohol" talking points.  Talk about interesting bedfellows.

You are allied with the liquor industry.

No.  That's what they want but I explained to them how that isn't possible, at least not publicly.

Out of curiosity, when (and we all know that's a when, not an if) prohibition is gone, are you guys going to have to switch your tactic to responsible marijuana use, much like that of alcohol?

I won't, no, because my responsibility is youth, not adults, and it will still be illegal for youth to use, as it is with alcohol and tobacco.

Ok, that makes sense as to why you can't publicly accept the alcohol industry's support.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I took a public jab at the folks at MPP and gained an interesting new ally.  The liquor industry.  They are fucking pissed at the pro-legalization folks because of their "pot is safer than alcohol" talking points.  Talk about interesting bedfellows.

You are allied with the liquor industry.

No.  That's what they want but I explained to them how that isn't possible, at least not publicly.

Out of curiosity, when (and we all know that's a when, not an if) prohibition is gone, are you guys going to have to switch your tactic to responsible marijuana use, much like that of alcohol?

I won't, no, because my responsibility is youth, not adults, and it will still be illegal for youth to use, as it is with alcohol and tobacco.

Ok, that makes sense as to why you can't publicly accept the alcohol industry's support.

Nope, not publicly.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I can't take their support at all.  But I can hook them up with people who can.

Youse and us, ehhhhh, youse know, we can't be seen together. It would raise too many questions. But I know a guy. I'll let 'im know to help youse out.

[Salty]

Winter will arrive any day, but for now fall biking is RAD.

Since fall is only about a month here you miss it easily in a car. But I caught all the smells and sights of changing leaves this season. That never happens!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

UGH, ALTY, WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR ANTI-CAR CRUSADE IN BIKE THREADS? WE DON'T NEED YOU SHITTING UP THE OPEN BAR WITH UPDATES ON YOUR FUCKING CAUSE.

[Salty]

UGH, ALTY, WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR ANTI-CAR CRUSADE IN BIKE THREADS? WE DON'T NEED YOU SHITTING UP THE OPEN BAR WITH UPDATES ON YOUR FUCKING CAUSE.

Uh, I mean,WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY DO YOU HATE CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can't take their support at all.  But I can hook them up with people who can.

Hey, it was YOU that said "allies".

And "publicly".

Now you're "facilitating".