The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

EITHER
   
   Unsolicited advice that implies you're soft in the head:  DRINK MOAR WATER, HUURRR

OR

    Good luck between available bathrooms.

That reminds me of a great image on Liartown USA. I have to be off but I'll find it when I get back.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I drink enough water than if it were anyone else I'd have an electrolyte imbalance... not sure why I'm still alive, but it seems to work for me.

[Don Coyote]

I drink enough water than if it were anyone else I'd have an electrolyte imbalance... not sure why I'm still alive, but it seems to work for me.

It is because you are tiny but powerful, and thus are a much more concentrated type of being, so there are more electrolytes in you.

[Left]

News in head...
Apparently the lady running the show is named Katharine...
Katharine has decided we are going to integrate.

I'm apparently not being allowed to be alarmed about it, so other people in my head are feeling alarmed for me.

In short, I expect to be batshit for a while, and not in a really cool Hirley0 way...In a very messy, moodswingy sort of way, and thus off the board.
Y'all be cool, ok?

*salutes, heads off to support forums.*

[LMNO]

It's your life, but maybe you should talk to someone about that?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's your life, but maybe you should talk to someone about that?

Yeah, another victim of MPP.  The strange sort of MPP that never seems to hit the medical journals.  The ones where the personalities talk about shit with each other.

[Suu]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

When did this turn into poop forums?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something.

I do not want any of these things 

Also, I think you may have Nova Scotians confusied with Nufies. Nova Scotia is just Massachusetts with more water and a less silly accent.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something.

I do not want any of these things 

Also, I think you may have Nova Scotians confusied with Nufies. Nova Scotia is just Massachusetts with more water and a less silly accent.

Oh, I agree.

Newfies are horrible people, and they should be wiped out.  Just burn the joint right down to bedrock.  Like anyone would notice.

[Suu]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

My dear Roger,

Your ability to shit without interruption is unparallelled anywhere on this forum or in the goddamn universe. You're well aware of that, I presume.

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something. 

Is true. Hell, that was like when you were visiting and we had the vindaloo.

Roger: "The spirit moves within!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

My dear Roger,

Your ability to shit without interruption is unparallelled anywhere on this forum or in the goddamn universe. You're well aware of that, I presume.

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something. 

Is true. Hell, that was like when you were visiting and we had the vindaloo.

Roger: "The spirit moves within!"

IIRC, it was moving within Dimo, who spent an hour on the shitter, howling out to an uncaring universe.

[Suu]

I haven't had a proper shit in days. I took some psyllium husk powder yesterday, and nothing, so I took some more this morning and now I'm feeling rumblings.

I have to walk to class in 7 minutes. Wish me luck.

You know what?

Me neither. And I've been pounding back a shit ton of water for the stone and taking a home remedy that involves olive oil, and I am NOT. SHITTING.  I have IBS for christ's sake. Maybe it's time for Richter's cooking.

Richter's cooking should Nigel the fuck out of my intestines and get things moving again.

I'm shitting.

I just created a mini-Texas an hour ago, as a matter of fact.  Sounded like howitzers at the beginning of the Battle of Ypres.  You could just imagine tiny soldiers cowering in their trenches, praying that the horrible noise wasn't aimed at them.  Poor little guys.  It's aimed at everyone.

My dear Roger,

Your ability to shit without interruption is unparallelled anywhere on this forum or in the goddamn universe. You're well aware of that, I presume.

When did this turn into poop forums?

Bodily functions are a fine PD tradition.  I know more about Suu's guts than I know about my own, and that's saying something. 

Is true. Hell, that was like when you were visiting and we had the vindaloo.

Roger: "The spirit moves within!"

IIRC, it was moving within Dimo, who spent an hour on the shitter, howling out to an uncaring universe.

Yes.

That shit was lethal.