The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also apparently Somalian Muslims have deep respect for Irish Catholics.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Never thought I would be saying Salaam Alikum in equal measure with Slainte, and with equal glee.

[Ben Shapiro]

You broke up with gf Twid?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You broke up with gf Twid?

Never. Matter of fact, before the Muslims broke my train of thought I was thinking of how I would talk to gramps about her, and have them meet.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You broke up with gf Twid?

Never. Matter of fact, before the Muslims broke my train of thought I was thinking of how I would talk to gramps about her, and have them meet.

It's a sticky thing. Gramps is, well, wicked fucking Catholic, and disapproving as a personal... quirk.

Gramps met one gf. He managed to twist the info into her being devil woman. Granted, she and I make better friends, but I think he will approve of Villager, and if he doesn't, well. I still love him but fuck him and his rhubarb.

[Ben Shapiro]

You broke up with gf Twid?

Never. Matter of fact, before the Muslims broke my train of thought I was thinking of how I would talk to gramps about her, and have them meet.

It's a sticky thing. Gramps is, well, wicked fucking Catholic, and disapproving as a personal... quirk.

Gramps met one gf. He managed to twist the info into her being devil woman. Granted, she and I make better friends, but I think he will approve of Villager, and if he doesn't, well. I still love him but fuck him and his rhubarb.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, when I sober up I was thinking of talking to my cousin Evelyn and asking her the best way to go about it. Villager and I broke up for like, a month and a half, due to me being a lazy ass who won't go back to college (Hey, I'm back in college) and get a real job (this coming from my bassist) but, you know. Apparently gramps likes and respects me. Not that he would ever tell me. I have to hear that through channels. But I like and respect him too. It would be a bonus to me if my future wife were able to meet him before he died, whether he approves of her or not. It's purely selfish. I don't care what Villager and Twidgramps think of each other. I just want them to meet. I want Twidgramps to see where his name is going. Preferably it would be more interaction than what is mandated by culture. And I'd like to get a thumbs up from him before his thumbs become immovable.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Redacted. Mainly because unimportant.

[Cain]

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[Demolition Squid]

Hah, that does sound like it could be fun. I'd vote!

[Cain]

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[Nephew Twiddleton]

You broke up with gf Twid?

Ah, I think I get the confusion.

No, Abdul's not my type anyway. I'm just a friendly drunk. You think I'm a pacifist hippie when I'm sober.... well, you can find out at the end of October.

Actually, sometimes I'm a violent pacifist which is the weirdest thing ever, but only happens if I see a fight about to break out. Then I step in and start shouting a lot, sometimes threateningly. I'm actually amazed I still have all my teeth.

[Ben Shapiro]

I'm a bear who likes to have a good time.

[Cain]

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[LMNO]

More children's prison guard work?