Roger's Kitchen

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Are you interested in more recipes? I've got a frittata one half done in my notepad over here.

Well, sure, but I'm only going to be doing this a couple of nights a week.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

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[Richter]

First attempt:  Drop Goddamn egg on the floor, stumble and then slip in it, ass hits the floor...

...Elbow hits the handle of the pan which was parallel to the front of the stove, manage not to put my arm on the burner.  Pan flips over onto stack of paper plates (Jenn had laid out for a Marine parent's thingie this weekend), paper plates slide onto burner and ignite, Jenn knocks them into the sink, runs water over them, clogs the drain with burned paper.

Clean up mess, wait an hour, get new frying pan out (first one lost the handle). 

Trying again, using Richter's recipe.  Tasty egg results.

I feel like the monkey at the beginning of 2001: A Space Oddessy.

ROOOOOAAAAAR!

VICTORY!

...and FUCK MAN.  Murphy pulled out all the stops on you there.

[trippinprincezz13]

YOU ARE ENCOURAGING HIM.

We're steering him away from the stove top, and the potential for open flames. Even catastrophic failures in baked dishes rarely catch fire.

Also, my recipie contains no knives.

Same. Only so much you can screw up with potato bombs.

Y'know, I love baked potatoes, and I'll sometimes make smashed/baked potatoes with oil and spices drizzled on, but some reason it's never occurred to me to combine the too. Hooray! New potato things!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

YOU ARE ENCOURAGING HIM.

We're steering him away from the stove top, and the potential for open flames. Even catastrophic failures in baked dishes rarely catch fire.

Also, my recipie contains no knives.

Same. Only so much you can screw up with potato bombs.

Y'know, I love baked potatoes, and I'll sometimes make smashed/baked potatoes with oil and spices drizzled on, but some reason it's never occurred to me to combine the too. Hooray! New potato things!

Potato bombs are also excellent camping food, just double-wrap and shove them straight into the fire.

[Ben Shapiro]

Update on Roger's cooking?