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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 25, 2013, 08:12:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 24, 2013, 01:03:14 AM


HOT MESS:  The Life and Times of East Coast Hustle.

This book details the strange life, bizarre activities, and even weirder death of East Coast Hustle.  It follows him from his early upbringing as a Geisha in the West Indies, to his days as a pizza cook, to a chef, to head cook on the USS Enterprise, then full circle back to being one of the most respected Geishas in the Virgin Islands.

I give it 4/5, but definitely not safe for work.  Especially the bits involving the brawl with all 6 Buffalo Bills fans.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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September 25, 2013, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 25, 2013, 08:12:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 24, 2013, 01:03:14 AM


HOT MESS:  The Life and Times of East Coast Hustle.

This book details the strange life, bizarre activities, and even weirder death of East Coast Hustle.  It follows him from his early upbringing as a Geisha in the West Indies, to his days as a pizza cook, to a chef, to head cook on the USS Enterprise, then full circle back to being one of the most respected Geishas in the Virgin Islands.

I give it 4/5, but definitely not safe for work.  Especially the bits involving the brawl with all 6 Buffalo Bills fans.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

There.  Now THAT oughta get me killed.
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