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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 28, 2013, 08:04:20 AM

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September 28, 2013, 08:04:20 AM



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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#1
September 28, 2013, 04:50:23 PM
Pretty much the same in Norway.

And Germany.

Free farts for free burgers!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 28, 2013, 05:04:27 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#3
September 28, 2013, 05:16:25 PM
Farts need control!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 28, 2013, 06:05:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 28, 2013, 05:16:25 PM
Farts need control!

I know mine do, damn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#5
September 30, 2013, 12:19:24 PM
What is there to explain? Are you telling me Amerispags don't have their farts controlled?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Cainad (dec.)

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September 30, 2013, 04:44:43 PM
Quote from: :regret: on September 30, 2013, 12:19:24 PM
What is there to explain? Are you telling me Amerispags don't have their farts controlled?

Here in FREEDOMVILLE, we are culturally obligated to shoot anyone who tries to control our farts.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 30, 2013, 04:52:25 PM
Quote from: :regret: on September 30, 2013, 12:19:24 PM
What is there to explain? Are you telling me Amerispags don't have their farts controlled?

This is not North Korea.  No.  We fart wherever and whenever the mood takes us.

This may explain the behavior of our tourists that visit your quaint little nation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

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September 30, 2013, 06:59:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 30, 2013, 04:52:25 PM
Quote from: :regret: on September 30, 2013, 12:19:24 PM
What is there to explain? Are you telling me Amerispags don't have their farts controlled?

This is not North Korea.  No.  We fart wherever and whenever the mood takes us.

This may explain the behavior of our tourists that visit your quaint little nation.

Let me tell you, if we didn't control our farts, we'd all be dead, Sir.
Let me remind you of our diets. Stew, cooked lamb head, rotten fish and so on.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cain

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September 30, 2013, 07:05:01 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 11:30:17 AM by -
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Reginald Ret

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September 30, 2013, 08:14:58 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 30, 2013, 06:59:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 30, 2013, 04:52:25 PM
Quote from: :regret: on September 30, 2013, 12:19:24 PM
What is there to explain? Are you telling me Amerispags don't have their farts controlled?

This is not North Korea.  No.  We fart wherever and whenever the mood takes us.

This may explain the behavior of our tourists that visit your quaint little nation.

Let me tell you, if we didn't control our farts, we'd all be dead, Sir.
Let me remind you of our diets. Stew, cooked lamb head, rotten fish and so on.
You get cookedlamb head? lucky bastards. Down here we only get fried goat foreskin.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"
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