Hey, so this is a thing...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Does that mean that if you're that one kid from a shitty family who never gets enough sleep because of the fighting at home and everyone supposes that you take drugs and are going to drop out and get pregnant by your uncle at 15, you should do that?

And if you're the class clown, you must therefore die in obscurity, a bitter failure and an example to the others.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does that mean that if you're that one kid from a shitty family who never gets enough sleep because of the fighting at home and everyone supposes that you take drugs and are going to drop out and get pregnant by your uncle at 15, you should do that?

And if you're the class clown, you must therefore die in obscurity, a bitter failure and an example to the others.

DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!

[LMNO]

"DO WHAT WE HAVE TOLD YOU IS YOUR ROLE."

Hmm. May need to make a new bumper sticker.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Does that mean that if you're that one kid from a shitty family who never gets enough sleep because of the fighting at home and everyone supposes that you take drugs and are going to drop out and get pregnant by your uncle at 15, you should do that?

And if you're the class clown, you must therefore die in obscurity, a bitter failure and an example to the others.

DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!

I had an 8th grade math teacher who, spittle flying from his gums, predicted that I would die in an opium den before I was 30.

No shit.  He actually said "opium den".

[LMNO]

You should have listened. Now you're in Tucson.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You should have listened. Now you're in Tucson.

I feel ripped off.  I was promised an opium den.

[Eater of Clowns]

You should have listened. Now you're in Tucson.

I feel ripped off.  I was promised an opium den.

That's my American Dream.

[LMNO]

Sadly, everyone thought the best of me.

I ended up as a straight guy in a long series of gay bars.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Does that mean that if you're that one kid from a shitty family who never gets enough sleep because of the fighting at home and everyone supposes that you take drugs and are going to drop out and get pregnant by your uncle at 15, you should do that?

And if you're the class clown, you must therefore die in obscurity, a bitter failure and an example to the others.

DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!

I had an 8th grade math teacher who, spittle flying from his gums, predicted that I would die in an opium den before I was 30.

No shit.  He actually said "opium den".

My jr. high principal told me that with my attitude, I wouldn't live to be 20. I didn't rate "opium den", though.

Dammit. 

[Ben Shapiro]

You should have listened. Now you're in Tucson.

I feel ripped off.  I was promised an opium den.

That's my American Dream.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does that mean that if you're that one kid from a shitty family who never gets enough sleep because of the fighting at home and everyone supposes that you take drugs and are going to drop out and get pregnant by your uncle at 15, you should do that?

And if you're the class clown, you must therefore die in obscurity, a bitter failure and an example to the others.

DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!

I had an 8th grade math teacher who, spittle flying from his gums, predicted that I would die in an opium den before I was 30.

No shit.  He actually said "opium den".

So he was predicting that you would become a time traveler?