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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 05, 2013, 12:20:38 AM

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#15
October 06, 2013, 06:09:44 PM
I'm sorry for being so fucking not-hungover after three days of constant Saturday Night.
This shit just ain't right.
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Reginald Ret

#16
October 06, 2013, 06:30:13 PM
I'm sorry for failing to take any steps towards achieving my dream of moving to Mars.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Kai

#17
October 06, 2013, 10:46:22 PM
I'm sorry for not producing those BMW sized parasitoid wasps I promised. Also, the flying shrimp colonies.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Pere Ubu

#18
October 06, 2013, 11:24:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2013, 02:59:12 PM
humor isn't energy.

It ISN'T?

Well.

Crap.

So much for my alternative power empire, then.

Anyone want 523 tons of feathers and a Joe Miller joke book?
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

AFK

#19
October 06, 2013, 11:33:29 PM
Yes.  Also, I'm sorry for not being sorry.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#20
October 07, 2013, 12:03:26 AM
I'm sorry for ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE DRUG THREADS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
October 07, 2013, 05:45:15 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 06, 2013, 11:24:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2013, 02:59:12 PM
humor isn't energy.

It ISN'T?

Well.

Crap.

So much for my alternative power empire, then.

Anyone want 523 tons of feathers and a Joe Miller joke book?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dildo Argentino

#22
October 07, 2013, 09:22:37 AM
I'm sorry it took me until about now to really uncover (emotionally as well as intellectually) the roots of my neurosis and resulting subclinical manic depression and that hence I paid my older kids significantly less attention than they would have deserved. (I'm glad that while I was somewhat neglectful, I was never controlling or coercive, and the damage appears to be minor and fixable.)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 07, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
I'm sorry I posted a link about Miley Cyrus AND Marijuana, just to make RHWN's ears flap like Mothra barnstorming Osaka.

I'm sorry I didn't finish building that death ray.

I'm sorry I didn't throw up on Mike this year.

I'm sorry I didn't do the weasel dance when the CEO was in town.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
October 09, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
I'm sorry I posted a link about Miley Cyrus AND Marijuana, just to make RHWN's ears flap like Mothra barnstorming Osaka.

I'm sorry I didn't finish building that death ray.

I'm sorry I didn't throw up on Mike this year.

I'm sorry I didn't do the weasel dance when the CEO was in town.

You know, it's still not too late for #3!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pere Ubu

#25
October 09, 2013, 01:46:50 PM
Okay, for reals this time -

I'm sorry I'm not putting the Turkey Curse on rude spags at work.

I'm sorry I keep reading the god-awful self-published SCI-FI book someone gave me, just to remind myself how much better of a writer I could be if I just got, you know, writing.

I'm sorry I can't remember the title or author of the cool little paperback on Zen I bought in Utah back in 1987.

I'm REALLY sorry I understand SLACK and Zen and mindfulness and yet have such a goddamn hard time applying them in my life.

And I'm especially sorry I'm spending time trying to figure out how someone sits in his own lap.
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 09, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 01:46:50 PM
I'm sorry I'm not putting the Turkey Curse on rude spags at work.


And I'm especially sorry I'm spending time trying to figure out how someone sits in his own lap.

1.  The Turkey Curse is fucking STUPID.  You look like a rube, everyone laughs AT you, WITH the subject of your curse, and you are forever known as a useless dork. Better to get horrible revenge.

2.  I can do lots of shit.  I'm a Holy Man™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pere Ubu

#27
October 09, 2013, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 09, 2013, 03:04:32 PM2.  I can do lots of shit.  I'm a Holy Man™.

"Some say he is a Holy Man..."
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
October 09, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 09, 2013, 03:04:32 PM2.  I can do lots of shit.  I'm a Holy Man™.

"Some say he is a Holy Man..."

Now why does that sound familiar.

ETA: Note the lack of question mark.
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#29
October 18, 2013, 09:54:26 AM
I LEGITIMATELY ENJOY LISTENING TO SKRILLEX
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