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The WHIGs are coming! The WHIGs are coming!

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 09, 2013, 09:25:40 PM

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November 09, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/philadelphia-voters-elect-whig-public-office-225242600--politics.html

I don't know why, exactly, but this tickles me. Maybe it's the idea of a somewhat sensible-sounding party platform being advertised under the banner of an extinct party with "God" in its name in the year 2013. :lol:
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November 09, 2013, 09:48:26 PM
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November 09, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
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November 10, 2013, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Telarus on November 09, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
In other crazy wtf-is-going-on-with-politics news:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/09/texas-anti-lgbt-crusader-won-local-election-by-pretending-to-be-black/
I love that guy!
QuoteWilson beat Austin by a razor-thin margin of 27 votes. He remains untroubled by his methods, saying that all politicians lie.

"Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," he told KHOU.
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November 10, 2013, 06:07:05 PM
Wow  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

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November 10, 2013, 09:07:52 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 10, 2013, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Telarus on November 09, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
In other crazy wtf-is-going-on-with-politics news:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/09/texas-anti-lgbt-crusader-won-local-election-by-pretending-to-be-black/
I love that guy!
QuoteWilson beat Austin by a razor-thin margin of 27 votes. He remains untroubled by his methods, saying that all politicians lie.

"Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," he told KHOU.

OK, I get why his tactics are amusing, but he's an ANTI-LGBTBLTWTFBBQ CRUSADER.  Who used those tactics to oust the lesbian incumbent.


So, he's pretty much a douchecanoe.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 10, 2013, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2013, 09:07:52 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 10, 2013, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Telarus on November 09, 2013, 11:39:40 PM
In other crazy wtf-is-going-on-with-politics news:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/09/texas-anti-lgbt-crusader-won-local-election-by-pretending-to-be-black/
I love that guy!
QuoteWilson beat Austin by a razor-thin margin of 27 votes. He remains untroubled by his methods, saying that all politicians lie.

"Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," he told KHOU.

OK, I get why his tactics are amusing, but he's an ANTI-LGBTBLTWTFBBQ CRUSADER.  Who used those tactics to oust the lesbian incumbent.


So, he's pretty much a douchecanoe.

It'll be interesting to see how it works out for him long-term, actually. I mean, his constituents now know they were basically tricked into voting for him. I can't imagine they'll vote for him again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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