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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 10, 2013, 02:52:43 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#15
October 10, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
 :lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

#16
October 10, 2013, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE

there are all sorts of strange viral memes springing up from Penis Beaker.

Someone suggested using popping candy during oral sex.

OMG I'm guessing this isn't something most people have tried, then?  :oops:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#17
October 10, 2013, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE

there are all sorts of strange viral memes springing up from Penis Beaker.

Someone suggested using popping candy during oral sex.

OMG I'm guessing this isn't something most people have tried, then?  :oops:

I am slightly concerned about using sugar near vulvas and vaginas. Sugar and the natural flora of said parts can be hazardous to health (no one likes thrush) But on peens, well, it could be interesting if you could keep a straight face and not spit take sugar all over a knob.

P3nT4gR4m

#18
October 10, 2013, 07:24:51 PM
Yeah, I was receiving and, yeah was kinda interesting until the sensitive part was exposed, then it was kinda like the sex version of waterboarding  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#19
October 10, 2013, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:24:51 PM
Yeah, I was receiving and, yeah was kinda interesting until the sensitive part was exposed, then it was kinda like the sex version of waterboarding  :eek:

yea. Not trying that. the concentration of nerve endings in the tip of a clitoris and it would feel like torture. Never mind the sugar issue.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
October 10, 2013, 07:30:59 PM
I'm pretty sure you could replicate the effect (without the sugar risk) by just shooting yourself in the junk with a machine gun

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#21
October 10, 2013, 07:32:00 PM
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device

LMNO

#22
October 10, 2013, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 07:32:00 PM
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device

You realize Roger's taking notes right now, right?

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 10, 2013, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 10, 2013, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 07:32:00 PM
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device

You realize Roger's taking notes right now, right?

Shush.  You'll fuck up the creative process.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#24
October 10, 2013, 07:41:20 PM
I was kind of counting on it.

P3nT4gR4m

#25
October 10, 2013, 07:41:55 PM
The words "BALL MILL" are creeping down my spine right now  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 10, 2013, 07:47:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:41:55 PM
The words "BALL MILL" are creeping down my spine right now  :eek:

EUREKA!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Demolition Squid

#27
October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying.  :eek:
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#28
October 10, 2013, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying.  :eek:

Glad I'm not the only one.

Aucoq

#29
October 10, 2013, 09:23:06 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying.  :eek:

:lol:

The title makes me think of something else entirely...

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