Dearest ECH....

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You have been forever immortalized as a pumpkin beer flight containing favorites from our God blessed United States' east coast.

These include:
Dogfish Head Punkin
Brooklyn Brewery Post Road Pumpkin
Southern Tier Warlock
Terrapin Pumpkinfest

This flight has been dubbed the "East Coast Hustle".
Our people thank you.

[East Coast Hustle]

We're gonna have to fight now, you and me. I'm'a beat you with one of your own alligators.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Pffff, good luck.

Alligators are like porch lizards.
We kind of have a mutual understanding at this point.
You don't try to make me into food, I don't try to make you into shoes.