2nd Nuke General Fired for Weird Reasons. CAIN! WTF IS GOING ON?

[Forsooth]

 my fiancee's father used to work maintenance at a nuke silo in the 60's/70's.

his favorite story is of an unscheduled test of the launch notification system at the silo, and of the waves of progressively higher ranked and better dressed people booking through the entrance, all swearing profusely