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HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 15, 2013, 01:53:35 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 15, 2013, 01:53:35 AM
When Mylie Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music."

When I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#1
October 15, 2013, 02:00:05 AM
When Miley Cyrus wears a nude bra and grinds up against a bear she's "controversial" or "creative".

When I do it it's "suicidal" and "grounds for expulsion from the zoo".

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
October 15, 2013, 02:01:12 AM
UNFAIR!!!!!  :argh!:  :argh!:  :argh!:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Richter

#3
October 15, 2013, 02:09:31 AM
BULLSHIT. 

They're obviously indimidated by your haired, cisgendered, display.  Sure it's OK when a Mickey Mouse club washout does it, but can anyone else?  NOOOooooOOO, "it's not ART".

Next thing you'll tell me we're not suposed to try out the toilets.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
October 15, 2013, 02:10:51 AM
The world is a cruel place, Roger. A cruel, cruel place.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 15, 2013, 02:14:28 AM
HYPOCRISY! DISCRIMINATION!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 15, 2013, 02:14:56 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 15, 2013, 02:14:28 AM
HYPOCRISY! DISCRIMINATION!

I feel violated.   :sad:

It's like this isn't even MY AMERICA anymore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
October 15, 2013, 02:57:58 AM
We need to start a GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
October 15, 2013, 06:17:44 AM
AND!
If you didn't want me to shit here..
WHY DID YOU PUT A TOILET HERE!


Where is MY America?!?!TM

Richter

#9
October 15, 2013, 01:52:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2013, 06:17:44 AM
AND!
If you didn't want me to shit here..
WHY DID YOU PUT A TOILET HERE!


Where is MY America?!?!TM

Fake poop in the tank with a post-it note on the underside.  "Display only:  The real poop is YUO."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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