I don't do well with total freedom to pursue my creative desires.
As a XXX-Mas gift, my wife's girlfriend bought me a gift certificate for a domain registry and 2 years of unlimited space and bandwidth to "Make a part of the World Wide Web [my] own."
I've sat in front of Wordpad for the last two hours and I cannot, for the life of me, come up with anything. I have a white canvas, symbolically speaking, and I don't even know what colors I want on my pallet (also symbolically speaking).
Please, PD... throw shit out there to get my brain going. Whatever first pops in your mind, I don't care if it's a bad or good idea because I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS ISUCKATLIFESOGODDAMNMUCH!!!!!!!SHINOBI!!!