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The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« on: January 04, 2014, 04:35:52 pm »
I don't do well with total freedom to pursue my creative desires.

As a XXX-Mas gift, my wife's girlfriend bought me a gift certificate for a domain registry and 2 years of unlimited space and bandwidth to "Make a part of the World Wide Web [my] own."

I've sat in front of Wordpad for the last two hours and I cannot, for the life of me, come up with anything. I have a white canvas, symbolically speaking, and I don't even know what colors I want on my pallet (also symbolically speaking).

Please, PD... throw shit out there to get my brain going. Whatever first pops in your mind, I don't care if it's a bad or good idea because I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS ISUCKATLIFESOGODDAMNMUCH!!!!!!!SHINOBI!!!
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 04:37:06 pm »
Hamburger earmuffs.
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 pm »
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 04:52:19 pm »
Blog about your experiments with meditation.
This is easiest if you also start meditating.
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 05:42:52 pm »
Play Google Roulette (random webpage), then write about why it sucks.  Repeat daily until the entire internet hates you.
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2014, 10:21:48 pm »
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 pm
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?

Sell Vegan friendly ones.
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2014, 10:53:58 pm »
Airmeat.com, a site that sells genetically-modified airplants that bear fruits made out of meat.

Niggerotica.com, self-explanatory.

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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2014, 11:28:39 pm »
Write some science fiction - no total dystopias please :)
Or maybe just simply collect all your favourite things for everyone to see?
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2014, 11:47:50 pm »
new universe? how bout BRONYverse
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2014, 11:54:57 pm »
Here are some simple, yet elegant websites that may inspire you:

http://zombo.com

http://crouton.net

http://riddlydiddly.com

http://www.pleaselike.com

http://eelslap.com

edit: had to add a few more
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2014, 05:13:43 am »
I like those.

I was thinking of writing political BDSM fanfic.

My first piece involves Diane Feinstein, the ghost of William Borah, and cattle prod. I'll have a treatment, shortly.
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Re: The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2014, 03:27:19 pm »
You might want to research the genre first. I believe Cain may still have a link.
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