Jehovah's Witnesses

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Local JWs approached me a couple weeks ago, we had a lovely discussion about religion and they want more! I'll be meeting with them Friday morning, ITT any suggestions for wacky shit to fill their impressionable little brains with.

[Eater of Clowns]

Local JWs approached me a couple weeks ago, we had a lovely discussion about religion and they want more! I'll be meeting with them Friday morning, ITT any suggestions for wacky shit to fill their impressionable little brains with.

I'd like to say that, reading this on a Discordian board, I support these efforts.

[Ben Shapiro]

Indigo children are the lost children of Israel.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Indigo children are the lost children of Israel.

[Ben Shapiro]

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

[Suu]

I just usually show them the Book of the Subgenius and some of Roger's best rants. I have a supply printed for such occasions.

[Golden Applesauce]

You were ritually tested, and turned out not to be one of 144,000 elect or however many there are. Offer to do the ritual for them, so they can find out.

Show them Ratatosk's posts on why he left the JWs.

[Pere Ubu]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

[Pere Ubu]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You know that, and I know that, but you think they (necessarily) would?

Or tell them about this "Xenu" guy you had the most unusual dream about.

I.E. steal shamelessly from the classics and pawn it off on them as new revelations. Brew up some Flavor-Aid and serve it to 'em while you're at it.

[Ben Shapiro]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

Pere Ubu, I already told them OT III.

[Junkenstein]

Sithrak?



Sithrak.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Just emailed the author for permission to put that shit in Holy Nonsense, hopefully he gets back to me fast!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

Nah, JWs don't put any particular significance on the Jews or lost children of Israel... Not beyond their role in the Old Testament anyway.