Jehovah's Witnesses

[Pæs]

Sithrak?



Sithrak.

Have you ever noticed how "Sithrak the Blind Gibberer" anagrams to "TGGR in: The Bible-Basher Kid."

Some say it's a movie reel made from human skin onto which was recorded THE SECRET ABOUT JESUS AND THE THIRD TOWER and that it's buried in Tucson. Others say "stop asking stupid questions and also SHUT UP".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I was God, you'd be some busy fuckers, is all I'm saying.

[LMNO]

If you were God, then Dog would exist.

Which is both terrifying and wonderful at the same time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If you were God, then Dog would exist.

Which is both terrifying and wonderful at the same time.

Yes, and Komodo dragons would reach 50 feet long.

And alligators in the sewers.

[Pere Ubu]

I don't know if you're familiar with the world of Tekumel but here's an introduction to their gods.

Meet them in a silver mask or ask them if they'd like to talk to their ancestors personally.

[Ben Shapiro]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

Pere Ubu, I already told them OT III.

???

[Telarus]

Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

Pere Ubu, I already told them OT III.

???

"The Correct Motorcycle"

OT III (Operating Thetan level 3) is a book of Scientology "Initiate" Secrets (totally searchable on the web, but if you ask the Scientologists about it, they want the $$$$ and about a million "auditing" sessions).

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

OT III is the Xenu story, the one they mostly got right in South Park. A Scientologist would have to pay roughly $120,000 to get to the point where they can hear that one.

[Ben Shapiro]

Thanks I thought I said something again.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Printed out a copy of Holy Nonsense (ALMOST 100% kopyleft this time, getting so damn close!), one Strange Times for sharing, and I have a couple pope cards printing up right now. Going to chop the bottoms off a couple old you found the comics so they're just anon suit cards, and I've got three copies of Nancy Many's Billion Year Contract.

Wish me luck!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Just got back. Had tons of fun and we're doing it again next week.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Just got back. Had tons of fun and we're doing it again next week.

Don't get sucked it

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

At the end I offered to read one of their things if they would read one of mine, and she admitted she was scared to read it because it was pagan. 

[Junkenstein]

I trust you made it very clear that you have nothing to do with any filthy pagans.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I trust you made it very clear that you have nothing to do with any filthy pagans.

Everything Not Christian is Pagan for JW's. Also, anything Christian but not JW is False Christianity.