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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.

Started by PANGO!, October 27, 2013, 04:09:16 AM

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Bu🤠ns

Quote from: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 27, 2013, 07:49:49 PM
Okay...WHEN can I share this

IS MARKETING MATERIAL, FILTHY SWINESNAKE. IS MEANT TO BE DISTRIBUTED FREELY.
FUCKING HUMANS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FREE MARKET.

:lulz:

Ben Shapiro

LOVE YOU AND THIS NEEDS TO BE IN HALL OF FAME!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

PANGO!

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 27, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?

CERTIFICATION REQUIRE STRICT ADHERENCE TO SIMPLE RULES.
1. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND DO NOT QUESTION JUDGMENT OF LEASE HOLDER.
2. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND ALWAYS DRESS WHITE  AND SMILE.

UNFORTUNATELY PANGO! INTERNATIONAL DO NOT PRESENTLY HAVE POSITIONS IN CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND PROGRAM FOR ANY PERSON WHO FIT MORE THAN ONE MINORITY GROUP. WHITE GUYS OPEN TO LOOKING GOOD, BUT NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING EQUALITY TOO FAR.

PANGO!

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 27, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.

HAHA.
NOBODY CARE ABOUT ORKADIAN EQUALITY, PIGFACE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Aucoq

"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO