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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 29, 2013, 07:30:25 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 30, 2013, 01:26:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 30, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 29, 2013, 11:44:11 PM
SAVE ME DESERT JESUS!

SURE.  RIGHT AFTER MY HANDS HEAL UP.

3 fucking nails!????! I was told you could part the sea with your farts! 3 fucking nails?!?!?!?!?!

Cold iron.  Went right past my DR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.

Yep.  There have been times where I've preached and it's fallen flat, and later on people have gotten into it again (which is why I do it)...But I have to say that in the last 6 months or so, being someone's hate porn wank-rag has gotten REALLY fucking old. 

I am unsure if people think it's just What's Done, or if they are really that petty, or if - as I have said - they have to be pissed off to feel anything at all.  In any case, it's not my problem, it's not my responsibility, and from now on, I have nothing to say about it, except that I won't be responding to the haters, or even considering them at all.  I really just don't have time for it.

And I don't have the emotional endurance to rant to an empty room, anymore, and certainly not to a room full of voyeurs and/or people that will not respond to me because they're butthurt or just can't be bothered.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 30, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.

Yep.  There have been times where I've preached and it's fallen flat, and later on people have gotten into it again (which is why I do it)...But I have to say that in the last 6 months or so, being someone's hate porn wank-rag has gotten REALLY fucking old. 

I am unsure if people think it's just What's Done, or if they are really that petty, or if - as I have said - they have to be pissed off to feel anything at all.  In any case, it's not my problem, it's not my responsibility, and from now on, I have nothing to say about it, except that I won't be responding to the haters, or even considering them at all.  I really just don't have time for it.

And I don't have the emotional endurance to rant to an empty room, anymore, and certainly not to a room full of voyeurs and/or people that will not respond to me because they're butthurt or just can't be bothered.



MADNESS REIGNS IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING!


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro


Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 30, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.

Yep.  There have been times where I've preached and it's fallen flat, and later on people have gotten into it again (which is why I do it)...But I have to say that in the last 6 months or so, being someone's hate porn wank-rag has gotten REALLY fucking old. 

I am unsure if people think it's just What's Done, or if they are really that petty, or if - as I have said - they have to be pissed off to feel anything at all.  In any case, it's not my problem, it's not my responsibility, and from now on, I have nothing to say about it, except that I won't be responding to the haters, or even considering them at all.  I really just don't have time for it.

And I don't have the emotional endurance to rant to an empty room, anymore, and certainly not to a room full of voyeurs and/or people that will not respond to me because they're butthurt or just can't be bothered.

I'm over it.

I'm just never going to give the haters the time of day, ever again.  Both the active ones, and the folks who suddenly decided I wasn't worth talking to.  Fuck the lot of them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 30, 2013, 06:31:47 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 30, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.

Yep.  There have been times where I've preached and it's fallen flat, and later on people have gotten into it again (which is why I do it)...But I have to say that in the last 6 months or so, being someone's hate porn wank-rag has gotten REALLY fucking old. 

I am unsure if people think it's just What's Done, or if they are really that petty, or if - as I have said - they have to be pissed off to feel anything at all.  In any case, it's not my problem, it's not my responsibility, and from now on, I have nothing to say about it, except that I won't be responding to the haters, or even considering them at all.  I really just don't have time for it.

And I don't have the emotional endurance to rant to an empty room, anymore, and certainly not to a room full of voyeurs and/or people that will not respond to me because they're butthurt or just can't be bothered.



MADNESS REIGNS IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING!



:lulz:

Bear is my favorite new poster since 2006.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 31, 2013, 12:58:12 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 30, 2013, 06:31:47 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 30, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
I'm tired, DOUR.

I'm not tired because I'm all out of Holy™. I'm tired because nobody WANTS it anymore.

Well, that's not totally true. There are still some people out there, and here, who want it. But there aren't so many of them, and getting hated all the time by assorted and sundry really wears a girl down.

Yep.  There have been times where I've preached and it's fallen flat, and later on people have gotten into it again (which is why I do it)...But I have to say that in the last 6 months or so, being someone's hate porn wank-rag has gotten REALLY fucking old. 

I am unsure if people think it's just What's Done, or if they are really that petty, or if - as I have said - they have to be pissed off to feel anything at all.  In any case, it's not my problem, it's not my responsibility, and from now on, I have nothing to say about it, except that I won't be responding to the haters, or even considering them at all.  I really just don't have time for it.

And I don't have the emotional endurance to rant to an empty room, anymore, and certainly not to a room full of voyeurs and/or people that will not respond to me because they're butthurt or just can't be bothered.



MADNESS REIGNS IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING!



:lulz:

Bear is my favorite new poster since 2006.


I CAN'T STOP BARKING

Anna Mae Bollocks

"THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING" bothered me for days, but NOW I REMEMBER. HAH.

That song needs to be the soundtrack of a cartoon. Starring Bearman.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division