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DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 29, 2013, 05:48:43 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 29, 2013, 05:48:43 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 29, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
SPOILER: Squiddy wins.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 29, 2013, 06:01:54 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
SPOILER: Squiddy wins.  :lol:

No, judging from the facial expression on the redhead, that's Squiddy.

Also, the murderface on the brunette.  That's Nigel.  The inside of Nigel's face.  And 6 arms.  With blowtorches and pliers and shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 29, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 29, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.

That is solid research, right there.

DANCE, MONKEYS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 29, 2013, 06:50:48 PM
I dance, and all my children are just fine. Ergo, if you do not dance, you are a bad mother.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 29, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.

That is solid research, right there.

DANCE, MONKEYS!

I ALREADY TOLD FUCKERS THAT.  THEY WON'T LISTEN.  WHY WOULD THEY LISTEN?  I'M ONLY A HOLY MAN™.

DOUR,
Knows they didn't listen to Cassandra, either.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#10
October 30, 2013, 01:53:01 AM
Nigel knows how  to garrote better than that - just saying.

Squiddy would never be so obvious either.  She;d jsut switch the water for galium and let nature take it's course
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Ben Shapiro

#12
October 30, 2013, 07:32:50 AM
The lack of exploding dogs saddens me.
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